Lazy Overdramatic Fox

Not to sound like a millennial freak or anything but working everyday and slaving away for an organization or company or person who doesn’t care about you no matter how “good” the pay or benefits or atmosphere is is not the way human beings were meant to live. Destroying ourselves from the outside in and otherwise is neither living nor surviving and it’s so disgusting we’ve been pushed into believe that it’s just the way life is. None of us ever have truly experienced what life is lol

ship are you making a callout post for faeries

#now to be fair #i have always interpreted this dichotomy as#you can leave them gifts #but not as repayment#because otherwise you’re just paying them to clean your house#and so the insult is to imply that they are servants performing labor for compensation#when in reality they are Magnanimous Bros#totally just cleaning your nasty house out of the goodness of their good good hearts#and if you want to also be a bro #and give them some uncurdled milk and honey#that’s cool because that’s what bros do#but if you’re like ‘here’s some food for cleaning my house’ it’s like #EXCUSE ME#ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE ONLY GIVING ME THIS BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU#WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU#FUCK OFF WITH THAT THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS

This is the quality content I look for on my dash

The only bro code worth following.

It’s almost as if Hugh Hefner was projecting a force-field that protected creepy famous men, and with his death they were suddenly exposed.

I prefer the “Carrie Fisher is doing her good work from beyond the grave” hypothesis, but hey.  You do you.

Why do you think those two phenomena are mutually exclusive

The concept that Carrie Fisher murdered Hugh Hefner from beyond the veil  is actually pretty goddamn satisfying now that you mention it.

You’re all acting as if you’d never seen a forcefield getting destroyed

I’m Gay

I’m A Lesbian

I’m bisexual

i’m trans

Im Asexual.

I’m not sure yet

a wholesome post

I know this is supposed to be a man and a woman looking at each other but all I saw was a transgendered man dreaming of being a Knight.

Are. Are you sure that’s not what it is? Because. That is absolutely how I saw it and I literally cannot see it any other way.

Yeah, nope that is the first thing I thought of too. He wants to be the knight in shining armor. or even Genderfluid bae as their own princess and knight

This is incredibly smart!

Look at brown people out here solving world problems.

Honest to god i wouldn’t even buy them as utensils I would just eat them

What I need to know is how on earth did OP finally realize his favorite restaurant was a money-laundering front for the mafia.

I’d like to say I put together the clues, but in reality, I just showed up one day to find that the place had been indefinitely shut down, and later learned it was because the managers had all been arrested.

What I really want to know is how good the food was?

Excellent, if your tastes run to the “heavy cream and too much garlic” end of the spectrum.

Every crime front I’ve ever eaten at has had completely amazing food, honestly. I am pretty convinced that if you want to open a front, you don’t choose “restaurant” as your front-business unless you have a relative who loves to cook.

It tickles me that this is evidently a sufficiently common experience that people find it relatable. (Seriously, check the notes!) We should write reviews or something.

did I just read the line “every crime front I’ve ever eaten at” with my own two eyes

This is both my favorite and makes me fondly remember home. Less of the  eateries, more of the mysterious retail joints that never seem to close despite no one ever buying anything, though. Well. Aside from the juice bar. Didnt last, though. 

My favouritest bakery ever got shut down because it was a front for a heroin ring :( I’ve never had danishes that good anywhere else :(

We have a “ Pop-Up Organic Store” that opened opposite a like, legit chain organic/natural store which initially confused the hell out of us until we realised their stock is 90% just fruit from the supermarket placed on wire shelves and marked at like, £2.50 for 2 apples, and 10% the most amazing homemade bread and pastries you’ve ever had. No idea what they’re a front for but they’ve been there 2 years. Still haven’t bothered to get actual shelving units yet. The bread remains amazing.

Good post but I have to admit my favorite part is the anime religious girls

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: Being a ride or die means staying by a man’s side whether he has $500 or $5. Not when he cheats 10 times and you stay.

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This was a wild ride