Owls & Cats

Blocked

Parried

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful

How to Eat Chocolate Indefinitely (gif version)

what

ive been sitting here for twenty fuckin minutes trying to figure out just what the hell is going on here and i can’t

I just made this using fucking paper and it still fucking works and I am crying because I don’t even understand

you broke logic

I DID IT WITH PAPER TOO AND NO ONE IN MY FAMILY CAN FUCKING EXPLAIN IT

date of origin:  28th of march, 2013

“Zoinks Scoob! It’s like I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the g-g-g-g-ghosts!”

Holy shit, I thought I was about to reblog a photo of a frob hiding in a flower.  Then I read the flavor text and it’s so much better than that!

“EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY”

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

🥺🥺🥺

Yup the wholesome content I’m here for!

Black love ❣️

I want this for my future kids or nothing

fuck you bars

big fan of the trail of wreckage behind him

hey. hey. hey! hey!!?!???!!! *knocks over your lamp* *smokes all of your weed* *dehydrates all of your food*

mike’s completely normal lemonade

mikes super fucked up and extremely evil lemonade

was this tiktok made in the mesozoic era

He's DEAD

Huh. Another portal to hell.