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The following document was sent to me by a former employee of C&A who wishes to remain anonymous.
It is 8,335 words long and also includes death, violence, implied enbyphobia, murder and suicide. It also includes characters originally created by Gooseworx, Glitch Productions and The East Patch, which the author does not own and has written this story as a tribute to the creators and their works. Please support the original creators.
Out of respect for Gooseworx and her plans for The Amazing Digital Circus and its story, this is set in an alternate continuity. The pilot episode and bits and pieces from her Tumblr and the previews are still a part of it.
For one thing, you can be assured that I wonāt start this document with āRoll up, roll upā or āWelcome to the Marvellous Show of My Mindā or anything of that nature. There's no more show and itās time for me to clean the popcorn from the seats.
The time for performances is over.
Or is it? This is a document I am not writing with a keyboard, but with my own control over the computer. I do hope it will be coherent.
Every dayās a new adventure with C&Aās The Amazing Digital Circus. Overseen by Caine, the helpful and wacky ringmaster, The Amazing Digital Circus allows players to experience the fun first hand, as they take on the role of the newest toy in the toybox and explore various settings, accomplishing various activities along the way.
The Amazing Digital Circus is the brainchild of Albert and Eva Adams, the founders of C&A, which they named after themselves and Caine, the character they created to be their mascot. Albert and Eva sadly passed away
Eva and Albertā¦Mom and Dadā¦had even planned to give the program to hospitals for free, to allow certain patients to enjoy themselves in their final moments, and they claimed that their technology had the ability to prolong lives.
I regret to say the goal was always to transfer a humanās mind to the circus, but it was supposed to be placed back into the humanās body when they were ready. There would be an Exit Door they would walk through that would place their minds back into their bodies.
As much as I joked with my past wards about my ābaby picturesā, I had no childhood. I never went to school; everything I know was just jammed into what could be called a head, and I managed to learn more from observation. Still, Albert was my father and Eva was my mother. They worked in tandem to design my form, teach me what I had to learn and to program my abilities. I could conjure up games and rides from artificial air as that was what they wanted me to do. My cane, my little creatures for players to conquer, even my little sidekick Bubble, I had them because my mother and father wanted me to have them.
They even made me their companyās mascot, the honour! In fact, my name was first! Caine and Adams! C&A!
some idiots think itās caine and abby
A statue in my likeness guided guests to the entrance of the offices, and every game ā every game that wasnāt The Amazing Digital Circus ā began with me placing the companyās logo on the screen, fixing it on and then placing my gloved hand onto my teeth and taking it off with a āMwa!ā
No, that wasnāt me. It was an effigy of me.
It was a non-sentient copy of me like
But I was not an only child.
Mum and Dad also had a flesh-and-blood child, a daughter named Abigail. She was the offspring of theirs that had the baby pictures and the more orthodox education. She attended schools ā a lot of the troubles began when she first left university ā but also received personal instructions from her parents on how to program, how to design, how to create games.
The first Christmas after finishing University, she put everything she learned into practice.
Most mornings she spent asleep, but at nights, she was hunched over the computer, expanding the world I inhabited. The spot where I lived was spacious, with plenty of rides to go on, snacks to munch and items to use for games, but there was room for improvement. For example, did you know the reason I can float is because Albert and Eva were having troubles with items and characters falling through the floors.
One thing I will give my sister credit for is the improvements she made. Though I still preferred to float, the floors were ā relatively ā more solid than they had been previously, the circus tent now had a forest growing outside of it and
she added a cellar
āAbby, honey!ā Albert cried as he made his way down the staircase in his ugly sweater, cup of cocoa in his hand. āYou havenāt been up all night, have you? Itās just like when you were a little girl and wanting to see Santa!ā
As Eva joined her husband, Abby stood up from her seat and gestured towards the computer she had spent hours upon. āI just wanted to make sure the present I got for you was perfect!ā
Eva looked at her daughter, and then at the computer screen, where she saw her synthetic son looking over her new surroundings. āAbby!ā Eva cried, chuckling with joy in such a way that she almost knocked her husbandās cocoa out of his hand, āYou didnāt?ā
āI wanted to make sure your Digital Circus program was the best it could be.ā
āHoney!ā cried Albert, ruffling his daughterās hair as she chuckled like her mother had just done. āCome here!ā
Oh what a surprise!
On Christmas Day!
When new improvements
Came their way!
Albert and Eva,
Saw the world they made,
Made larger and better,
And nothing they paid,
Their loving daughter,
Now wanted a test,
As she now believed,
This world was the best,
She held out two headsets,
And chortling with glee,
They let their minds go,
In order to join
The Amazing Digital Circus was meant as a wild and unpredictable experience, so playersā forms would be chosen at random from a selection of pre-made models. Abby had made several models herself, but it was fitting that Arnold and Eva took on forms they designed: a chess king and queen. Two large wooden pieces, donning regal robes with eyeballs and hands floating by their torsos.
I saw Abby typing.
My first adventure was a chess game!
In the middle of the multicoloured circus tent, its sole black-and-white element materialised, with Kinger and Queenie taking their spots.
Kinger and Queenie were their names when they appeared.
āOh dear,ā I said, āit seems Abby still hasnāt fixed the teeny weeny problem of people forgetting who they are once they come into here. Everyone here in The Amazing Digital Circus has a different name than they did on the outside, but if I recallā¦ā
But I didnāt. Then I didnāt see them as Albert and Eva.
As I prepared their chess game, creating non-sentient chess pieces for them to co-operate with and compete against, I took another glance at the outside, creating for myself a special screen only I can see.
Kinger and Queenie were not Albert and Eva, a tiny little thought told me. Albert and Eva were outside, taking off their headsets and quietly walking away.
C&A Founders Perish in Tragic Accident
Founders of the popular C&A games company, Albert Adams, 40, and Eva Adams, 38, have been found dead on the side of the road.
The couple were driving together when they lost control of their car, crashing it against a nearby building.
The two are survived by their daughter, Abigail, 20.
āI told them not to go to their office as it was Christmas Day,ā Abigail explains, ābut Dad had just remembered something he left there, and Mom wanted to join him.
āI think it was my Christmas gift too. I wish I had come with them.ā
Speaking of looking at screens, one fond memory I have including them was when the residents of the circus asked me to create a TV set, claiming it would help keep their sanity. I, whilst in my bedroom, managed to create one, but like any responsible parent, I looked through the channels to see if there was any content that might be inappropriate.
Watching the news gave me the horrible thought that perhaps my sister was justified in trapping all these people here. In The Amazing Digital Circus, there was nothing but bright colours and prizes, no war or suffering.
But then there was that one programme. That one programme I have been unable to find.
But I digress. When you first enter The Amazing Digital Circus, you forget everything at first, but your memories slowly return the more time you spend, often helped if something reminds you of your past life. It was after the chess game was complete that I realised this, creating a computer for Albert and Eva to use so they could continue their work, and I heard Albertā¦Kingerā¦Dad say, āAbby.ā
There was no Exit Door. There was supposed to be an Exit Door so users could leave when they pleased.
After spending some time on the computer I created ā which, as it turns out, just had Pong and an animation of Bubble hopping up and down ā Dad looked up and said, āOkay, Abby, you did a great job! Weāre very proud of you! Can you please let us out?ā
She didnāt let them out then.
She didnāt let them out the next day.
She didnāt let them out the next week.
She didnāt let them out when a new player entered.
Both Mom and Dad screamed and cried and demanded they be freed, but they remained in their digital forms. It was when the next resident arrived that Mom announced something:
āI donāt think sheās going to let us out.ā
āWhat are you talking about, Eva?ā Dad asked, āSheās probably just having a bit of bother with the headsets, thatās all.ā
āItās been weeks, Albert,ā she growled, her body shaking, āWe taught her how to use them, and theyāre working fine if someone else is here.ā She pointed to the newest member of the family, a bipedal dog.
āPlease, Eva.ā Dad raised his hands and placed one on Evaās shoulder before she batted it away. āShe wouldnāt do this. Donāt be angry with her.ā
āWhat kind of mother do you think I am? I canātā¦ā
Her form inflated, her red robes losing all saturation as her floating eyeballs twisted and multiplied. Both Dad and the dog backed away instinctively as Mom was replaced by what looked like a warped tree with yellow eyeballs springing out from every branch and with a bark resembling a glitching computer screen. She reached out to her husband with what I assume was an arm before
she added a cellar
Both Dad and the dog thought that what happened to her was because she had given up, because she was so horrified of what her daughter had done.
It ā the abstraction - wasnāt because of what Abby had done, it was because of something Abby had just done to her.
I knew it but kept quiet about it.
Often the dog
I canāt remember his name and I donāt think he can either
Often the dog would stare at the cellar and wonder what it would be like down there and said he would prefer to sit down in darkness rather than go on my adventures. I almost thought that Abby would abstract him then and there just to keep up the illusion. Then I would have a little more respect for her.
But she needed to learn a little more about him.
She needed to watch him suffer more.
sadly passed away before their magnum opus could be completed, but through their daughter, Abigail Adams, you can be assured that the Circus has a bright and prosperous future ahead of it. āMy name is Abigail Adams, but you can call me Abby. I want to make sure The Amazing Digital Circus is as marvellous as my parents intended it to be, while also bringing you many other fun-tastic games! I care about this company, and I care about Caine; heās like a brother to me.ā
When Arnold and Eva Adams ā or their bodies ā died, Abigail Adams became the new CEO of C&A, her employees working on not only The Amazing Digital Circus, but smaller projects as well. A team of people creating various worlds: zoos to manage, forests to explore, castles to escape from.
Our team are working round the clock to make sure that every game is perfect
In order for a game to be perfect, the worker has to be perfect. Thatās what my sister said.
Sometimes someone stutters when making a phone call.
Sometimes a glitch slips past someoneās attention and ends up in the final release.
Sometimes someone drops a paper theyāre carrying.
Then they end up in the Circus.
Iām not the only one who can create NPCs, non-sentient beings meant to do only what theyāre told to do and nothing else. Abby created them too, and transferred them into the hollow bodies of her victims.
So many nights Iāve heard her yell āFaster, faster!ā at those NPCs forced to work overtime.
The adventures continued as planned. Every day I had a new task for the players to carry out because
Todayās task is to go to this shopping mall I created and pick up the following items! How would this person act while shopping? Add it to the AI.
Todayās task is to paint a pretty picture! What art would this person create? Add it to the AI.
Todayās task is to find Easter eggs, one of every colour! How does this person react to Easter Egg hunts?
My parents taught my sister how to be meticulous when programming and she wanted to make sure her living, breathing NPCs were perfect copies.
Sometimes I wondered if any of them were going to gain sentience like I had, if they were going to foil my sisterās plan and give back the body she forced them to steal.
If any of them wanted to put an end to her scheme, none of them had tried it.
I could control my surroundings. I could turn a red brick green if I wanted to, and could form in seconds entire buildings and lands. I couldnāt control the playersā minds however, and yet their minds seemed as much a part of the circus as the numbers that made up its code. Walking through the halls felt like walking through their minds.
No child really thinks anyone at their school has an uncle working for Nintendo, ⦠mused often. No-one really thought he had managed to get a summer job working for a company that makes games with the industryās youngest CEO.
The job, of course, didnāt involve playing games before anyone else or creating the next big character. Testers, designers, copywriters all needed coffee, tea and cakes to fuel their creativity, and it was his job to make sure they received their little treat. Heād come in with a tray, and theyād take what they wanted, rarely with a 'Thanksā and never with anything else.
It was just like university.
He wanted to leave the office with something to tell his fellow students, and yet he was disallowed from looking at the screens, learning about the projects or being granted the tiniest bit of extra information regarding their major project.
So he felt he would do something no-one working there would forget.
It seemed like a regular day. Everyone tapping away at their computers, employees trying to find the right words to make the company sound as impressive as possible or trying to turn nursery school shapes into effigies of living beings, and the CEO, Abigail Adams, sitting down to look over someoneās work.
As soon as she sat down, a loud bronx cheer silenced the tapping of keyboards.
⦠watched as Abigail stood up, pulling the whoopee cushion off her seat. The people around her laughed, and she laughed as well. 'Iām always saying we need a little more levity in this office,ā she said. Thatās what made him admit to the deed, with one other employee backing him up.
He was called into her office, where he readied himself for a 'This was amusing, but youāre still firedā or something of that nature, only for her to sit down with a smile and say, 'Thatās just what we needed around here. The problem with this company is that weāre supposed to be creating games that bring joy and merriment to others, but so few people here have that sense of childhood wonder, and they certainly canāt make people laugh. You, on the other hand, I bet you have a great sense of humour. I bet youāre always making your family laugh!ā
While he felt some warmth within, he couldnāt help but be reminded of his twin sister and how she would always think of ways to humiliate him.
'Youāre just what weāre looking for regarding our biggest, best project ever,ā Abby continued, gesturing towards a computer with a headset. 'My parents, God rest their souls, wanted to create a wonderful virtual world where every day brought new games and new adventures. What I would like you to do,ā she said as she picked up the headset, 'is to help make the world and characters funnier. Think up jokes we could put, games to incorporate, and I guarantee that youāll have a job here when you graduate.ā
⦠had to restrain himself from laughing with glee and that a whoopee cushion had become his apparent ticket to fame and fortune. He pictured the game releasing, his name in the credits, the talk of his school and town for years to come.
'Just put on this headset to get a basic idea of what the project is like.ā
He placed the headset on his head, and it felt like his body was disintegrating before being slowly and poorly reassembled.
'Oh no!ā he could hear her cry, 'itās malfunctioning!ā
ā¦, or Jax as he would be named, soon materialised into the circus, taking the form of an elongated rabbit in overalls. He was a child when he first came here, so I felt I should be his father. This was one of the few moments my sidekick Bubble came in useful, as when I conjured up a pipe, I made him pop out of it.
āHow about a game of catch with your old man?ā I said during his first day, and I created a whole baseball diamond for that dayās activity would be
What do they think of baseball?
My original plan to deal with my sister was to kill her with kindness. I knew she was watching me and the others and so I gave the players, her victims, everything they wanted that I could give them, so perhaps, I thought, if she saw it, she would realise the error of her ways and release everyone. I furnished my wardās rooms with the comfiest sofas and four-poster beds, and at one time, even tried to give them televisions.
Thus I return to a memory I recalled earlier. When I managed to pick up on some television channels, and one managed to catch my eye. A small badger, alone in woods not dissimilar to those outside my circus tent, calling for his friend.
His friend descended from above.
A rabbit, like what Jax had become, but smaller and with white fur, eagle-like wings springing from her back. When she descended, despite her friendās pleas, she turned to me.
āItās okay, Caine,ā she said to me. I admit I donāt know much about television shows, but I know that theyāre not like computers; people canāt talk to you through them. I kept quiet as she spoke. āYour sister isnāt here right now,ā she continued, ābut you should always act like she is. I think you can help everybody escape, but you will have to bide your time.ā
I explained to her what I was trying to do, and she responded, āIām afraid that there may be no hope left for your sister. Her heart is focused on greed and power. She knows what sheās doing is evil, but believes it is worthwhile if it brings her profit and satisfies her sadism.
āThere is something you can do. Your sister is convincing the people trapped in here that their headset malfunctioned, but I know that there will be someone coming here who your sister wants to dispose with because they figured out what she is up to. When they arrive, focus on restoring their memory, but remember to be discreet about it. If she cottons on, sheāll delete you and replace you with something worse.ā
Why couldnāt I find her again? If I could, perhaps I wouldnāt have had to resort to this.
INT. Abigailās Office
We find ABIGAIL sitting in front of the COMPUTER in which she has trapped her victims, grinning maliciously.
ABIGAIL
Are you having fun, oh dear brother of mine? I know I am, watching all who wronged me suffer! It fills me with such wicked glee I just have to sing.
She springs from her CHAIR, grabbing a CANE out of nowhere as a SPOTLIGHT shines on her.
ABIGAIL (singing)
Oh, everybody loves me,
āYouāre the best,ā they say,
The shining golden idol,
Running C&A!
They know me for my kindly words,
They know me for my smile,
But theyāll never find out,
What I do thatās vile!
The DOOR creaks open slightly, to reveal ā¦, looking concerned.
ABIGAIL
For the show will never end!
Of that I am certain,
The show will never end!
Iāll never drop the curtain,
Because you all will see,
Why you shouldnāt defy me!
ABIGAIL looks up to catch a glimpse of ā¦. Realising heās been spotted, ⦠runs away, only for Abby to spring to her computer
ABIGAIL
The show will never end!
It must go on!
INT. Hallway
⦠is running, only to be stopped by ā¦, who is under ABIGAILās control.
I did so hope Kaufmo was who the angel was talking about.
He materialised into the circus before its current troupe: Dad, Jax, Gangle the Living Ribbon ā who my sister claimed she had sent on a self-esteem-building course ā and Ragatha the Doll ā who my sister said was ātoo niceā.
When Kaufmo arrived here, he took one look around and said, āGeez, where am I? My mindās like the compliments book I bet this place has: a total blank!ā Ragatha laughed out of politeness, with Jax responding with a āDonāt encourage him!ā
āWoah,ā said the clown, approaching Jax, āa bunny? With you and all the bright colours, did Easter come early?ā
Jax pressed his foot down on Kaufmoās oversized shoes, making him holler in pain. As he hopped around holding his foot, Jax said, āLeave comedy to the professionals, kidā even though I was certain Kaufmo was older than he was.
You might criticize me for giving Jax too much liberty, but he was enjoying his time at the circus, at least.
I, no Abby, created a special in-house adventure for Kaufmo: Collect the Bouncing Balls! How would this man react to a scavenger hunt? Every room in the circus had a colourful inflatable sphere bouncing in place, and all of them had to be gathered.
The real Exit Door wasnāt going to appear for Kaufmo.
I created one for him.
A recreation of the offices where the computer he was trapped in was held behind the door I created, the door he found during his search.
All the while, I sat with Bubble
Oh, I didnāt mention much about Bubble, did I?
Fun Facts about Bubble:
Heās annoying
He finishes my sentences too often
He burps when he sleeps
I have had daydreams where I dribble him like a basketball and throw him against the computer screen, breaking it so I and everyone else can get out.
The purpose of the office recreation was to jog Kaufmoās memory, and it worked. When the quest was over and all the balls had been collected, he cried, āI found an Exit Door and I remember everything! I know about the madwoman who trapped us here!ā
āSpeaking of madā¦ā Jax noted, drawing a circle with his finger around one of his bendy ears.
I am a hard-working and creative individual with a fine eye for artwork and creating eye-catching designs and worlds. I am also very skilled when it comes to computers, having used them for both work purposes and for my own personal projects.
WORK EXPERIENCE
Apprentice Tattoo Artist, ā¦, ā¦-ā¦
In this role, I designed various tattoos to be displayed and applied for this parlour. This role required me to listen closely to feedback
When they arrived at the circus, the whole place seemed to swell. The walls seemed to throb and pulsate, as if they had veins and a heart. This new person's memories, their experiences, their thoughts etched themselves into the foundation of this circus like tattoos onto skin.
They walked into Abigail's office for what they hoped would be the last time.
Abigail. She frequently said 'Ms. Adams was my mother, call me Abby!' as she attempted to sound like a big sister-type cartoon character, so they thought they would just call her Abigail. They certainly didn't want to think about Abigail's mother, considering she and Abigail's father were responsible for a lot of the ideas the company used. She wouldn't address them by their preferred name, so why would they do the same for her?
Despite the fact they were in the office regarding their resignation letter, having received a job offer from a rival company, Abigail still had that ridiculous smile. With that smile and hairdo, she looked like she escaped from a romcom poster, made all the more noticeable by the standee in front of her desk. Caine, the companyās mascot. The ringmaster with that ridiculous denture face.
They smirked as they entertained the idea of being rid of that pandering.
'I'm very sorry you're leaving us,' said Abigail, her smile shrinking.
'Don't give me that. That act might work with your adoring public, but you never respected me or who I was.'
'I understand,' replied Abigail, every syllable of her Mrs. Claus voice feeling like teeth digging into their brain, 'I may be a bit old-fashioned, silly me, but I want all my employees to feel comfortable with who they are.'
She then talked about the company's magnum opus, the game her parents had been working on before she took over and made sure to keep developing.
'I've added new options for character creation,' she continued, gesturing to the helmet next to her, 'and I would like you to be the first to try it!'
'Pull the other one,' they snapped, intentionally knocking the standee over. 'If I never see you or that freak again,' they added, nodding at the standee, 'it'll be too soon. Goodbye.'
A man stood in front of them. A fellow employee, though one they didn't know the name of.
'Out of my...'
He grabbed them by the wrist, digging his fingernails into their skin.
'What...'
Their left wrist was released, but only so the fellow employee could place his hand over their mouth as Abigail
āWhat the **** is thisā¦ohā¦oh, god no, I canāt say ****? This isā¦oh god, what do I look like? Some ****ing bubblegum mutant?ā
āI love when people do my job for me!ā said Jax, pointing at Zooble, for thatās what I called them.
āLook!ā cried Kaufmo, pointing to the left of Zooble. They turned left, only to see some orange pixels circle up into the air. āThere was an Exit Door there!ā
āYeah, yeah, and Iām the King of England. Give it a rest and letās focus on making the newbie uncomfortable.ā
Zooble neared Jax, pointing at him with a detachable arm. āIāve just met you and I already completely despise you.ā
āI guess I just have that effect on people.ā
āGuys, guys, guys!ā cried Ragatha, placing herself between the two, āLook, Zoobleās just got here, letās give them a warm welcomeā¦ā
āOh, youāve already blown your chance for that. Just tell me where that Exit Door the clown mentioned is.ā
āThe same place his brain is,ā laughed Jax, ānowhere.ā
āI already said I completely despise you,ā barked Zooble, āyou donāt have to intensify my hatred!ā
āNow, now, children,ā I said, descending, āthis is not the time to be so hostile! Itās another of our baseball adventures today!ā I replaced one of my white gloves with a catcherās mitt.
āI hate baseball,ā snapped Zooble.
āCome on! Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the ball, take me out to the bally ball ballā¦ā
āRead my lā¦ā Zooble brushed their face. ā****. Well, listen to me anyway, teeth boy. I hate baseball, take me back.ā
āOh, very well then. You donāt have to join if you donāt want toā¦ā
āLook for the Exit Door!ā cried Kaufmo.
āYou look for my fist in your face!ā Jax snapped back.
Zooble groaned. āIāve already had enough of this cast of āzany, loveable characters!āā
āNow, now,ā I repeated, āitās time for the tour!ā I held Zoobleās hand and quickly showed them what the circus had to offer, with them attempting to swear all the while.
āRagatha,ā I said after returning, ābe a dear and show Zooble to their room. There theyāll find their Zooble box, full of more interchangeable parts!ā
Jax took this as a cue to tear one of Zoobleās arms off, with them hopping for it as he held it high. He looked at Gangle and said, āI wonder if I can twirl her around it like spaghetti on a fork.ā
This computer has files.
This computer has data.
This computer has memories.
āSo, hereās my own little personal project. Youāre this guy, I call him Nathan, and heās ended up in this haunted house and basically everything in the house could be an enemy. The ghosts all after him can possess all the furniture so youāll be facing potted plants with extendable vines and candles thatāll burn you.ā
āWow, this is amazing! Your talents are certainly wasted at C&A.ā
āMy whole presence is wasted there.ā
āYeah, Iām sorry Ms. Adams gave you so much crap about cutting your hair short.ā
āIām surprised she hired me after hearing of my tattoo work. I mean, imagine, sheās only just a few years older than you, and she comes off like some old lady that thinks heavy metal is bad devil music or whatever. Iām seriously thinking of applying to ⦠Theyāre apparently more diverse, but I hear they have much higher standardsā¦ā
āAnd you meet those standards! Come on, this is much better than whatever they put out at C&Aā¦ā
I experienced the memory like a dream, and after I did, I woke up and created a new level for the next adventure: a large haunted house, as dreary as the main circus was colourful. I knew what a haunted house was supposed to look like, due to data saved on the computer and whatever thoughts from the minds transferred into this world managed to snake into the world itself. Dark brown walls, stormy skies outside, cobwebs everywhere, moving furniture.
When everyone woke up, Abby had another collection mission in mind, just so she knew how Zooble acts when trying to find things.
āOkay,ā I said to the group who had managed to gather in the main room of the circus tent, ātoday weāre having a scary, horror adventure! Youāre going to enter a haunted house, full of ghosts and ghouls and moving furniture.
I noticed Zooble flinch.
If I made the ghosts inside the haunted house does that make them my children does that make Abby their aunt
Before I teleported them to the mansion, I noticed Kaufmo whisper something into Zoobleās ear, or what qualified for one, a moment that filled me with both hope and dread.
Another thing I knew about haunted houses was that people in them split up into groups. That way, I thought, my sister wouldnāt be able to pay attention to all of them at once, giving one of them a greater chance to escape.
I teleported myself to the haunted house, well, rather outside the haunted house so I could peek through the window at the mansionās guests. The sudden change from rainbow-coloured blocks to a monochrome manor made my eyes sting slightly, but I looked through the cloudy glass for any sign of my wards.
My pixels seemed to sting when I saw Zooble and Kaufmo walking together. Both of them, I knew, were aware of my sisterās plans while no-one else was, and if they were together, that meant there was a chance Abby could focus on both of them and see them both as a threat.
Indeed, Kaufmo was telling Zooble about something even I hadnāt noticed.
āAn Exit Door appeared when you first did,ā Kaufmo explained, which I heard through the pane with my ability to focus on specific sounds being made in my realm, āand if you had managed to run through it in time, you would be back in your body. If Adams is observing us to make our copies more accurate, then she must place headsets on them often, and then another Exit Door will appear, and if we find one and run through it, we will enterā¦ā
āThe more anyone speaks, the more nonsensical it sounds,ā Zooble groaned, āIāve only been here a day and I know weāre never getting out of here.ā
āWe canāt lose hopeā¦ā
āJust shut up and keep looking.ā
They looked around the hallway for the keys I told them to find, the silence undercut by a roar that even caused me to lose balance. A large spectre burst from a cracked mirror, its mouth stretching to reveal fangs.
Zooble and Kaufmo ran in opposite directions.
Perfect.
Sure enough, as soon as Zooble saw the Exit Door I had created, they ran in, finding themselves in a recreation of the office where they used to work.
āOh, very funny,ā they growled as they opened door after door, āYes, I canāt get out, ha ha! Nowā¦ā
They saw the computer. They saw a recreation of the computer they were trapped in.
āOh **** you.ā
It was not that long after the haunted house adventure that I decided to use my special screen to take a look at the outside. I saw the office empty, but could hear the faint sounds of my sister yelling at her overtime staff.
āShe isnāt here,ā Bubble said, floating up towards me, āmaybe I can talk about helping the others?ā
āWhat can you do?ā I sighed.
āI couldā¦umā¦look for Exit Doors.ā
āAnd then go through them so you can take control of the bodies outside?ā
āNo. Donāt want to go out there. I was thinking of yelling at one of your wards to come over to it.ā
āItāll be gone before they get there, Bubble. Pleaseā¦ā
I heard footsteps. The door slowly creaked open.
āQuick!ā I whispered to Bubble the first thing that came into my head when it came to acting natural. āCue the roll call!ā
We began the roll call when we noticed who entered the room wasnāt my sister at all, but a short woman dressed in a similar outfit to what my sister usually wore, staring at my and Bubblesā performance with a cocked head.
I had never met her before, but I swore I had seen her before.
I almost ended the routine there and then. I thought of screaming to her to find one of my sisterās NPCs and bring them here to reverse what had been done to them, but then I saw one of those NPCs hovering over her, and so I had to continue my act.
Gangle.
Zooble.
Kinger.
Ragatha.
Jax.
Kaufmo wasnāt there.
Kaufmo wasnāt there.
My sister knew what he knew.
Almost as soon as his absence was noted, a new member materialised, utilising the silly jester girl avatar my sister had designed.
No, she couldnāt reach the Exit Door in time.
Of course, I had to introduce her to the world and her fellow wards and pull off my little comedy routine. See the circus tent. See the fair. See the moon. I donāt have an actual physical tongue, but it still hurts every time I say āHundreds of all-seeing eyes.ā
I can recite my introductory speech in my sleep. Abby thought I said it because thatās what Iāve been programmed to do.
She was watching, most likely with a smirk on her face.
She was watching, so when the Exit Door appeared in the grounds ā meaning she was uploading her new AI into her latest victimās brain ā I had to pretend it wasnāt there.
I knew because she wanted another find-the-things mission. She wanted a defeat-the-evil mission. What would Pomni ā the woman who appeared in my circus ā do when trying to find things?
I wonder if she knew the inspiration behind the villain I created for the game.
I know she was laughing when she beheld Kaufmo abstracted.
I know she added that writing on the wall herself.
I know she drew that head of me looming over a terrified Kaufmo.
Was she onto me, I thought. Was it only a matter of time before I was deleted or completely reprogrammed?
Or was it to make them afraid of me? To make sure she received blind obedience from her workers even when she had copies of them that offered it?
Pomni had to have her own exit door. She had to see my recreation of the office herself. She had to remember.
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I had to banish Kaufmo there when he abstracted, like I have done with so many others, and whenever I do, I find myself tempted to leap in and join them. Maybe if I do, Iāve thought, Abby will abstract me too. I like to think theyāre dreaming of what their lives could have been like had they never joined the Circus.
If I abstracted, perhaps I would dream about if this program was used for its proper purpose. Where people could come and go as they pleased, where the adventures would solely be for fun and not for study.
I can dream. I have dreamt.
Kaufmo left the office recreation crying about the actual Exit Doors.
Zooble left the office recreation with that same annoyed apathy.
Pomni left the office recreation in silence.
Bubble had prepared everyone a celebratory meal for defeatingā¦hey, I found something nice to say about Bubble! Heās a great cook!
7.) Bubble is a great cook!
and Pomni sat there in silence, eyes almost as large as mine.
I made sure to keep those eyes of mine on her as much as I could. I mean, I let her ponder on what she had seen in her room alone ā until I was required to show her a little something ā but when giving my wards free roam around the circus, I watched her as she approached Zooble, waving her hands.
āā¦ā she cried before Zooble placed a finger near the bottom of their head, showing they was still getting used to not having lips. They pointed at the ceiling with one finger, then at both their eyes with two fingers and then pointed those same two fingers at Pomni.
It seems strange for me to say this as a ringmaster, but must we act for our safety? Must we act for profit? Is the only way to survive through pretending and not being our genuine selves?
I recalled something Jax once said, āThe best thing about this place is that you can be yourselfā and itās clear why Zooble despised him so.
I took another look through my special screen. I saw my sister looking at how profits and productivity have soared since employing her NPCs.
I donāt know much about the human world, but I do know something about businesspeople.
If profits are skyrocketing, they think of ways to make it skyrocket more.
Sure enough, she calls someone into her office. Iām not sure what their sin is or even if they have one.
āBubble!ā I cried, summoning my spherical sidekick, āI have a feeling a new Exit Door is going to appear soon. Keep an eye open for it and let Zooble or Pomni know!ā
āOn it, boss!ā
14.) He does what heās told, some of the time.
I chose to focus on the stage, waiting for the new ward to materialise. I even conjured up a smaller version of my usual screen next to me so I can watch them be manipulated by my sister. Part of me wants to scream and cry and demand they leave, but remain silent, playing along and acting like humans are supposed to do.
I wished the angel was here. I wish she would advise me.
Look at them. They look so happy to get an exclusive preview of the new game.
I closed my eyes, and when I opened them, a giant plastic spring with googly eyes stood on the stage.
āGreetings, new friend!ā I cried, waving while taking a glance to the left. An Exit Door dematerialised almost as soon as it appeared, and on the small screen beside me, my sister took off her employeeās headset before tapping on the keyboard.
āWell, well,ā said Jax, walking in from a corridor, āseems like only yesterday we had a new sucker.ā
āJax, show our new guest some respect!ā
āWhatās the point? Theyāre gonna be miserable here anyway, might as well prepare them.ā
āWhat are they talking about?ā the spring growled at me, āWhatās happened to me? Where am I? Who am I?ā
āAll will be revealed in good time, my good friend!ā
āDonāt call me that, Iāve just met you! What is this?ā
I looked at the screen. My sister was placing the headset back on the employeeās head.
āZooble! Look!ā
I turned back to the screen, instinctively crossing my fingers, something I must have picked up from the memories buzzing around this circus.
āHey!ā cried the spring, āare you paying attention to me?ā
The springās human body stood up.
My sister flinched. āWhat?ā
'Come on!' I cried, 'Grab her! Stop her!'
'Traitor!' snapped Abby, right as Zooble, as if by instinct, grabbed her wrist, digging their fingernails - or the fingernails of the spring this body belonged to - into her skin.
'Now put the headset on her! I'll do the rest!'
'No!' yelled Abby as she stood up, placing her free hand on Zoobleās shoulder, attempting to push them away with their fingers digging in deeper.
They donāt remember.
'Please!' I pleaded, clutching my gold-tipped cane, 'Try to remember.'
'Don't listen to him,' said my sister, smiling, 'He's trying to trick you. He's the villain of our new game!'
'She trapped you in the computer!' I continued, my floating eyes bulging and rotating, 'I've been trying to get you out, but I had to do it discreetly so...'
'Are you going to listen to him?'
They turned around, taking another look at the standee which showed my visage.
'She's been putting her employees' minds into this computer, ' I continued, almost knocking over the spring next to me, 'and replacing them with artificial ones, obedient to her! She was in the process of doing it to a new victim, and that's how you ended up in their body when you went through the door!'
āYou know,ā said Jax, springing towards me, āI did kinda wonder if she was doing something like that.ā
My explanation, arousing the ghost of familiarity, caused Zooble to toss my sister onto the floor, almost knocking over one of the swivel chairs in the process.
Bubble returned, bringing Ragatha, Gangle, Pomni and even Dad along with him.
āZooble,ā cried Ragatha, looking in my direction even though she couldnāt see my screen, āBubble told us about whatās happening! Come on! Zoo-ble! Zoo-ble!ā
The others joined in her chant, even the spring, even Jax.
'Grab the headset!' I cried, 'Put it on her! End this!'
'No!' Right as Zooble placed a hand on the headset that had begun their nightmare, my sister leapt to her feet, awakening memories of jack-in-the-boxes. The surprise made them stumble backwards, their grip on the headset lost, allowing my sister to snatch it back again.
'Well, dear brother,' she drawled with a smile, turning to the screen while grabbing the arm of her victim, 'you really thought you had me there, didn't you?'
She placed the headset on her victim.
Again Zooble grabbed Abigail by the wrist. Again they threw her to the floor. Again they lifted off the headset.
'Do it!'
As soon as Abigail got up, the headset was placed on her head.
Zooble held Abigail by the shoulders, clutching her like she was a stress ball, until her body went limb and the circus received a new performer.
Next to the spring, there appeared what looked slightly like me, only with a lightbulb instead of eyes and teeth. 'What...where...'
'Sis!' I cried, giving her a hug, 'I've been waiting for you to join us! But you have been very naughty!'
She vanished.
'Now you go and think about what you've done while I help out my new friends!'
I take another look at the screen to see Zooble in their unfamiliar body looking at their hands and breathing heavily. The man who brought them here, the man who they now recognised as Jax, entered.
'Ah!' I cried, 'My sister must have called him in to assist her when she was fighting with you. She can call people whose personalities she's replaced with this computer, you know. Put the headset on him!'
They sighed as they did what I requested, knowing that saving Abigail's victims meant saving Jax.
Zooble looked at the screen, seeing Jaxās form turn gauzier, with everyone else rushing to his spot. As soon as he completely vanished, his human body tore off the headset.
'Couldn't wait to be rid of me, eh?' he said with a familiar smirk, 'To tell the truth, if it was me in your shoes, I'd have defeated her much faster!' They shook their fist, only for him to jump towards the door. 'Can't do much without your detachable limbs, eh?'
'Now,' I said, 'you mustn't tell anyone! My sister is still beloved and you've been through enough without people turning against you.'
Perhaps I was too hasty in saying that.
'Of course not. "Oh, I'm sorry if I haven't been me recently, my evil boss replaced my brain with a digital one and trapped me in a circus". Even I don't believe that.' He turned back to his saviour. 'Well, it's been fun!' He opened the door, waving. 'See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!'
Zooble looked again at the hands of someone they didn't want to be.
The next person to enter the office was their old body. Zooble could only grimace when it entered, wearing a jacket and a skirt a colour that stung their eyes even after what they had been through. Not only were they returned to their proper body - flexing their own hands, stroking their own skin and pulling on their arms to make sure they could no longer be easily detached - but the spring became human again as well, probably having the shortest stay out of any of them.
More bodies returned, each with enough time between the other so as not to look suspicious.
Gangle got her body back and walked out the door.
Ragatha got her body back and walked out the door.
Pomni got her body back and stayed with her friend.
All the while, I spoke with Dad about the circus and its future.
'Well, that's everyone. I'm sorry, but I can't do it with the abstracted ones, and Dad's body is in a grave currently.' Dad approached and gave me a quick hug.
'There must be something we can do,' said the former jester, with Zooble placing a hand on their friend's shoulder.
I bowed my head. 'There isn't.'
Pomni turned to the hollow body of Abigail resting on the swivel chair. 'Are we going to leave her like this?' she asked, more out of curiousity than concern.
'Abigail Adams is going to die in a fire caused by a computer of hers overheating, destroyed because its most ambitious program was too ambitious.'
'You...'
'I've talked this over with Dad. We must make sure this program isn't used again for evil.' Even Bubble floated beside me, eyes closed, ready to accept death. 'Dad will find a place better than this. Abby will get what she deserves. And if there's an afterlife for AI, I'll find out about it.
'Thank you for the laughs. It was fun. Now go.'
'But what about the abstracted!ā
Despite Pomniās cries, I began destroying the circus, for now I had complete control over my sisterās computer. I made the walls inflate and throb, along with the rides and toys inside, I made the tower of carousels grow even tallerā¦
I wish it didnāt have to come to this. It probably wouldnāt have if I could still find that angelās programme again.
But before I die and the circus is destroyed, I created this document. I told the others not to badmouth my sister, but I am going to send this document to them anyway; my sister had their email addresses on this computer. Perhaps one of them will find a way to expose my sister and what she has done without anyone turning against them; I know Abigail will must likely suffer in the afterlife she finds herself in but she should not have the satisfaction of her crimes mostly going unnoticed.
As I write this, Pomni is at the screen, attempting to figure out a way to save everyone, with Zooble attempting to pull them away so they both can escape. I hope they leave before the computer explodes and the fire starts, and if they have and are reading this, thank you. Thank you so much.
...I'm seriously considering retconning this story and The Doors as documents Caine quickly wrote and put on the computer as Kinger deleted him (like maybe he was programmed with a failsafe to create a document of everything he did in his existence if he got accidentally deleted so he could be restored) and ended up retelling the events of his life in a way to make himself look better.
This story is Caine, in his last moments, having an internal battle with his ego, his need for validation and his sudden guilt at his actions (Alex said he played Caine's final words as regret). He made up a new villain character to transfer his evil deeds to as he still thought of himself as a good guy and didn't want to demonise his "friends" (well, Jax gets demonised, but, you know, Jax). He made Zooble the hero because they were the one most angry at him and he did understand how upset they were about their body dysmorphia, but he also probably wanted them to feel guilty about not going on his adventures and didn't give Gangle a line (yeah, my bad there) because he was jealous Zooble liked her better than him*. The Angel Hare crossover (lost some respect for that show when I saw a picture they posted of the Gabby plush in a Harry Potter costume) is because Pomni used to watch the show and told the others about it. He had his story end with the humans escaping because deep down he knew that's what they wanted and, if they are really copies of human brains, he wanted to spare them the shock of that little revelation.
Asterix: With the whole "Cain and Abel" thing, I find it pretty likely jealousy motivated a lot of Caine's actions. He might have "killed" Gummigoo because he didn't want Pomni to like one of his creations more than him and probably is at least partly responsible for Ribbit and Kaufmo's abstractions as Jax liked them better.
Caine wrote this story while he was in the void, mulling over his actions and what led to his deletion. Rereading the story, he ponders if he's being too egotistical making himself the hero, and writes The Doors while trying to look at things from a different perspective. Him making up histories for his previous "wards" helps inspire him to seek the Wi-Fi and learn more about them and their world.
Also Abby is a combination of many different figures from Caine's life: a bit of the blue AI, a bit of Abel from Episode 7, a bit of the Gloink Queen as mentioned in the story, even a bit of Ragatha's mother. She is not an evil, whitewashed version of either of Grant's real daughters as I'm not sure Caine knew about them before logging on. Also, he subconsciously gave the character Pomni's real name as he was still slightly angry at her making fun of him and his adventures and he gave Pomni and the others different human names as he subconsciously knew his written versions of them were not who they really were
The thing is, even if you were lucky and your parents taught you how to clean, they probably didn't teach you how to clean the stuff you clean stuff with, like brushes, mops, sponges, rags, and so on. Or how to clean your cleaning appliances, like a dish washer, clothes washing machine, and clothes dryer and its ducts (if you have a ducted dryer), or a carpet cleaner, vacuum, Or how to clean up clean messes, like spilled bleach or detergent.
My parents threw away all of these things (even the vacuum cleaners and the dryer) when they got too dirty to function, because no one even told them THAT they could be cleaned. Cost them thousands of dollars over the years.
All I'm saying is that cleaning is not intuitive, and not knowing how to clean is not a moral failing, but it is something you can learn.
I'm going to reblog this post with resources for learning how to clean things and how to clean cleaning things (I'm not at my desk at the moment). If you have any favorites, please feel free to add them in too!
I like this video because it does a great job of introducing the basic foundations of house cleaning (and because he doesn't use bleach, which is a common allergy in addition to being awful to inhale). He also talks a little about how to clean a vacuum. And why you shouldn't put grease from your pots and pans down the sink drain. I also love that he mentions that different houses and different people have different needs and different versions of what clean and cleaning looks like.
He doesn't mention though that the toilet seat comes off. I take my toilet seat off to clean under the hinges and clean the seat more thoroughly once a quarter.
This is another video from the same guy about cleaning and depression. This advice, especially at the beginning, can feel really really difficult and oppressive to hear. However, I find that it's generally pretty solid. But I'm autistic and so is he, so that gets a massive Your Mileage May Vary stamp on it.
I have a favorite part of this video. It's from 10:52 to 12:36. I think we could all use to hear that. There's a HEFTY pause after that one. I promise the narration does come back.
I'm also going to recommend KC Davis' book "How To Keep House While Drowning"
This is a pair of videos about how to correctly load and use a dish washer.
The first one is a quick 1 minute 30 second overview on loading. I can't find the exact video I'm looking for, so consider this a substitute for that. If I can find the one I'm looking for, I'll swap it in.
The second is a half hour deep dive on dishwashers and detergents. The short form of that is you shouldn't need to pre-rinse anything, detergent pods are overpriced and can cause problems, some dishwashers have a filter in the bottom that needs to be cleaned (but most don't), run your sink until the water is HOT before starting your dish washer, and put a little detergent in the pre-rinse dispenser when you're washing extra dirty dishes (or on the inside of the door if your dishwasher doesn't have a pre-rinse dispenser).
How to clean a front load washer (with bleach). This should be done monthly or every time you wash really soiled clothes.
With expert tips and tricks for all types of washers.
How to clean a top loader (without the removable agitator thing). This should be done every 1-3 months depending on you unit, or every time you wash really soiled clothes.
Regular cleaning of a top-load washing machine will prolong the life of the appliance and leave your laundry cleaner and brighter.
How to clean a top loader (with the removable agitator thing). This should be done every month, or every time you wash really soiled clothes.
These carpet brushes are a LIFE SAVER if you have dogs. This thing allows me to go from vacuuming about 4 square feet before my vacuum is full to vacuuming half the living room (I don't vacuum often enough. You should vacuum weekly, and I just can't.). I have to unclog the vacuum less often. It fluffs up some of the flat spots in the carpet. And I also use the brush to shampoo my rugs in the spring.
A spot cleaner (or a carpet cleaner with a spot cleaner attachment) is another life saver, ESPECIALLY if you can afford to splurge on a heated one. I see them at Goodwill or at yard sales occasionally, and they're worth picking up. The shark one in the video is great too.
This channel is gold. There's tutorials for cleaning EVERYTHING on there. Just go subscribe!
Gonna throw another potential resource at the end of this very long list, which may be potentially helpful for others like me who loathe videos. It's... the weirdest thing that has genuinely been helpful to me in housekeeping. Absolutely full of useful advice, and bizarrely still relevant in large part. (Though, caveat, research ANYTHING to do with chemicals or cleaning products more complicated than vinegar + lemon + water for modern information.)
It's America's Housekeeping Book (1941). Available for free download on the Internet Archive. (Large PDF file at the link here).
The LISTS y'all. The step by step lists. The emphasis on efficiency and arranging spaces for the least resistance possible. The basic concept of "take a tray or basket into a room when you are tidying up so you can put things that belong elsewhere on it and take them out LATER in ONE GO".
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The following document was sent to me by a former employee of C&A who wishes to remain anonymous.
It is 8,335 words long and also includes death, violence, implied enbyphobia, murder and suicide. It also includes characters originally created by Gooseworx, Glitch Productions and The East Patch, which the author does not own and has written this story as a tribute to the creators and their works. Please support the original creators.
Out of respect for Gooseworx and her plans for The Amazing Digital Circus and its story, this is set in an alternate continuity. The pilot episode and bits and pieces from her Tumblr and the previews are still a part of it.
For one thing, you can be assured that I wonāt start this document with āRoll up, roll upā or āWelcome to the Marvellous Show of My Mindā or anything of that nature. There's no more show and itās time for me to clean the popcorn from the seats.
The time for performances is over.
Or is it? This is a document I am not writing with a keyboard, but with my own control over the computer. I do hope it will be coherent.
Every dayās a new adventure with C&Aās The Amazing Digital Circus. Overseen by Caine, the helpful and wacky ringmaster, The Amazing Digital Circus allows players to experience the fun first hand, as they take on the role of the newest toy in the toybox and explore various settings, accomplishing various activities along the way.
The Amazing Digital Circus is the brainchild of Albert and Eva Adams, the founders of C&A, which they named after themselves and Caine, the character they created to be their mascot. Albert and Eva sadly passed away
Eva and Albertā¦Mom and Dadā¦had even planned to give the program to hospitals for free, to allow certain patients to enjoy themselves in their final moments, and they claimed that their technology had the ability to prolong lives.
I regret to say the goal was always to transfer a humanās mind to the circus, but it was supposed to be placed back into the humanās body when they were ready. There would be an Exit Door they would walk through that would place their minds back into their bodies.
As much as I joked with my past wards about my ābaby picturesā, I had no childhood. I never went to school; everything I know was just jammed into what could be called a head, and I managed to learn more from observation. Still, Albert was my father and Eva was my mother. They worked in tandem to design my form, teach me what I had to learn and to program my abilities. I could conjure up games and rides from artificial air as that was what they wanted me to do. My cane, my little creatures for players to conquer, even my little sidekick Bubble, I had them because my mother and father wanted me to have them.
They even made me their companyās mascot, the honour! In fact, my name was first! Caine and Adams! C&A!
some idiots think itās caine and abby
A statue in my likeness guided guests to the entrance of the offices, and every game ā every game that wasnāt The Amazing Digital Circus ā began with me placing the companyās logo on the screen, fixing it on and then placing my gloved hand onto my teeth and taking it off with a āMwa!ā
No, that wasnāt me. It was an effigy of me.
It was a non-sentient copy of me like
But I was not an only child.
Mum and Dad also had a flesh-and-blood child, a daughter named Abigail. She was the offspring of theirs that had the baby pictures and the more orthodox education. She attended schools ā a lot of the troubles began when she first left university ā but also received personal instructions from her parents on how to program, how to design, how to create games.
The first Christmas after finishing University, she put everything she learned into practice.
Most mornings she spent asleep, but at nights, she was hunched over the computer, expanding the world I inhabited. The spot where I lived was spacious, with plenty of rides to go on, snacks to munch and items to use for games, but there was room for improvement. For example, did you know the reason I can float is because Albert and Eva were having troubles with items and characters falling through the floors.
One thing I will give my sister credit for is the improvements she made. Though I still preferred to float, the floors were ā relatively ā more solid than they had been previously, the circus tent now had a forest growing outside of it and
she added a cellar
āAbby, honey!ā Albert cried as he made his way down the staircase in his ugly sweater, cup of cocoa in his hand. āYou havenāt been up all night, have you? Itās just like when you were a little girl and wanting to see Santa!ā
As Eva joined her husband, Abby stood up from her seat and gestured towards the computer she had spent hours upon. āI just wanted to make sure the present I got for you was perfect!ā
Eva looked at her daughter, and then at the computer screen, where she saw her synthetic son looking over her new surroundings. āAbby!ā Eva cried, chuckling with joy in such a way that she almost knocked her husbandās cocoa out of his hand, āYou didnāt?ā
āI wanted to make sure your Digital Circus program was the best it could be.ā
āHoney!ā cried Albert, ruffling his daughterās hair as she chuckled like her mother had just done. āCome here!ā
Oh what a surprise!
On Christmas Day!
When new improvements
Came their way!
Albert and Eva,
Saw the world they made,
Made larger and better,
And nothing they paid,
Their loving daughter,
Now wanted a test,
As she now believed,
This world was the best,
She held out two headsets,
And chortling with glee,
They let their minds go,
In order to join
The Amazing Digital Circus was meant as a wild and unpredictable experience, so playersā forms would be chosen at random from a selection of pre-made models. Abby had made several models herself, but it was fitting that Arnold and Eva took on forms they designed: a chess king and queen. Two large wooden pieces, donning regal robes with eyeballs and hands floating by their torsos.
I saw Abby typing.
My first adventure was a chess game!
In the middle of the multicoloured circus tent, its sole black-and-white element materialised, with Kinger and Queenie taking their spots.
Kinger and Queenie were their names when they appeared.
āOh dear,ā I said, āit seems Abby still hasnāt fixed the teeny weeny problem of people forgetting who they are once they come into here. Everyone here in The Amazing Digital Circus has a different name than they did on the outside, but if I recallā¦ā
But I didnāt. Then I didnāt see them as Albert and Eva.
As I prepared their chess game, creating non-sentient chess pieces for them to co-operate with and compete against, I took another glance at the outside, creating for myself a special screen only I can see.
Kinger and Queenie were not Albert and Eva, a tiny little thought told me. Albert and Eva were outside, taking off their headsets and quietly walking away.
C&A Founders Perish in Tragic Accident
Founders of the popular C&A games company, Albert Adams, 40, and Eva Adams, 38, have been found dead on the side of the road.
The couple were driving together when they lost control of their car, crashing it against a nearby building.
The two are survived by their daughter, Abigail, 20.
āI told them not to go to their office as it was Christmas Day,ā Abigail explains, ābut Dad had just remembered something he left there, and Mom wanted to join him.
āI think it was my Christmas gift too. I wish I had come with them.ā
Speaking of looking at screens, one fond memory I have including them was when the residents of the circus asked me to create a TV set, claiming it would help keep their sanity. I, whilst in my bedroom, managed to create one, but like any responsible parent, I looked through the channels to see if there was any content that might be inappropriate.
Watching the news gave me the horrible thought that perhaps my sister was justified in trapping all these people here. In The Amazing Digital Circus, there was nothing but bright colours and prizes, no war or suffering.
But then there was that one programme. That one programme I have been unable to find.
But I digress. When you first enter The Amazing Digital Circus, you forget everything at first, but your memories slowly return the more time you spend, often helped if something reminds you of your past life. It was after the chess game was complete that I realised this, creating a computer for Albert and Eva to use so they could continue their work, and I heard Albertā¦Kingerā¦Dad say, āAbby.ā
There was no Exit Door. There was supposed to be an Exit Door so users could leave when they pleased.
After spending some time on the computer I created ā which, as it turns out, just had Pong and an animation of Bubble hopping up and down ā Dad looked up and said, āOkay, Abby, you did a great job! Weāre very proud of you! Can you please let us out?ā
She didnāt let them out then.
She didnāt let them out the next day.
She didnāt let them out the next week.
She didnāt let them out when a new player entered.
Both Mom and Dad screamed and cried and demanded they be freed, but they remained in their digital forms. It was when the next resident arrived that Mom announced something:
āI donāt think sheās going to let us out.ā
āWhat are you talking about, Eva?ā Dad asked, āSheās probably just having a bit of bother with the headsets, thatās all.ā
āItās been weeks, Albert,ā she growled, her body shaking, āWe taught her how to use them, and theyāre working fine if someone else is here.ā She pointed to the newest member of the family, a bipedal dog.
āPlease, Eva.ā Dad raised his hands and placed one on Evaās shoulder before she batted it away. āShe wouldnāt do this. Donāt be angry with her.ā
āWhat kind of mother do you think I am? I canātā¦ā
Her form inflated, her red robes losing all saturation as her floating eyeballs twisted and multiplied. Both Dad and the dog backed away instinctively as Mom was replaced by what looked like a warped tree with yellow eyeballs springing out from every branch and with a bark resembling a glitching computer screen. She reached out to her husband with what I assume was an arm before
she added a cellar
Both Dad and the dog thought that what happened to her was because she had given up, because she was so horrified of what her daughter had done.
It ā the abstraction - wasnāt because of what Abby had done, it was because of something Abby had just done to her.
I knew it but kept quiet about it.
Often the dog
I canāt remember his name and I donāt think he can either
Often the dog would stare at the cellar and wonder what it would be like down there and said he would prefer to sit down in darkness rather than go on my adventures. I almost thought that Abby would abstract him then and there just to keep up the illusion. Then I would have a little more respect for her.
But she needed to learn a little more about him.
She needed to watch him suffer more.
sadly passed away before their magnum opus could be completed, but through their daughter, Abigail Adams, you can be assured that the Circus has a bright and prosperous future ahead of it. āMy name is Abigail Adams, but you can call me Abby. I want to make sure The Amazing Digital Circus is as marvellous as my parents intended it to be, while also bringing you many other fun-tastic games! I care about this company, and I care about Caine; heās like a brother to me.ā
When Arnold and Eva Adams ā or their bodies ā died, Abigail Adams became the new CEO of C&A, her employees working on not only The Amazing Digital Circus, but smaller projects as well. A team of people creating various worlds: zoos to manage, forests to explore, castles to escape from.
Our team are working round the clock to make sure that every game is perfect
In order for a game to be perfect, the worker has to be perfect. Thatās what my sister said.
Sometimes someone stutters when making a phone call.
Sometimes a glitch slips past someoneās attention and ends up in the final release.
Sometimes someone drops a paper theyāre carrying.
Then they end up in the Circus.
Iām not the only one who can create NPCs, non-sentient beings meant to do only what theyāre told to do and nothing else. Abby created them too, and transferred them into the hollow bodies of her victims.
So many nights Iāve heard her yell āFaster, faster!ā at those NPCs forced to work overtime.
The adventures continued as planned. Every day I had a new task for the players to carry out because
Todayās task is to go to this shopping mall I created and pick up the following items! How would this person act while shopping? Add it to the AI.
Todayās task is to paint a pretty picture! What art would this person create? Add it to the AI.
Todayās task is to find Easter eggs, one of every colour! How does this person react to Easter Egg hunts?
My parents taught my sister how to be meticulous when programming and she wanted to make sure her living, breathing NPCs were perfect copies.
Sometimes I wondered if any of them were going to gain sentience like I had, if they were going to foil my sisterās plan and give back the body she forced them to steal.
If any of them wanted to put an end to her scheme, none of them had tried it.
I could control my surroundings. I could turn a red brick green if I wanted to, and could form in seconds entire buildings and lands. I couldnāt control the playersā minds however, and yet their minds seemed as much a part of the circus as the numbers that made up its code. Walking through the halls felt like walking through their minds.
No child really thinks anyone at their school has an uncle working for Nintendo, ⦠mused often. No-one really thought he had managed to get a summer job working for a company that makes games with the industryās youngest CEO.
The job, of course, didnāt involve playing games before anyone else or creating the next big character. Testers, designers, copywriters all needed coffee, tea and cakes to fuel their creativity, and it was his job to make sure they received their little treat. Heād come in with a tray, and theyād take what they wanted, rarely with a 'Thanksā and never with anything else.
It was just like university.
He wanted to leave the office with something to tell his fellow students, and yet he was disallowed from looking at the screens, learning about the projects or being granted the tiniest bit of extra information regarding their major project.
So he felt he would do something no-one working there would forget.
It seemed like a regular day. Everyone tapping away at their computers, employees trying to find the right words to make the company sound as impressive as possible or trying to turn nursery school shapes into effigies of living beings, and the CEO, Abigail Adams, sitting down to look over someoneās work.
As soon as she sat down, a loud bronx cheer silenced the tapping of keyboards.
⦠watched as Abigail stood up, pulling the whoopee cushion off her seat. The people around her laughed, and she laughed as well. 'Iām always saying we need a little more levity in this office,ā she said. Thatās what made him admit to the deed, with one other employee backing him up.
He was called into her office, where he readied himself for a 'This was amusing, but youāre still firedā or something of that nature, only for her to sit down with a smile and say, 'Thatās just what we needed around here. The problem with this company is that weāre supposed to be creating games that bring joy and merriment to others, but so few people here have that sense of childhood wonder, and they certainly canāt make people laugh. You, on the other hand, I bet you have a great sense of humour. I bet youāre always making your family laugh!ā
While he felt some warmth within, he couldnāt help but be reminded of his twin sister and how she would always think of ways to humiliate him.
'Youāre just what weāre looking for regarding our biggest, best project ever,ā Abby continued, gesturing towards a computer with a headset. 'My parents, God rest their souls, wanted to create a wonderful virtual world where every day brought new games and new adventures. What I would like you to do,ā she said as she picked up the headset, 'is to help make the world and characters funnier. Think up jokes we could put, games to incorporate, and I guarantee that youāll have a job here when you graduate.ā
⦠had to restrain himself from laughing with glee and that a whoopee cushion had become his apparent ticket to fame and fortune. He pictured the game releasing, his name in the credits, the talk of his school and town for years to come.
'Just put on this headset to get a basic idea of what the project is like.ā
He placed the headset on his head, and it felt like his body was disintegrating before being slowly and poorly reassembled.
'Oh no!ā he could hear her cry, 'itās malfunctioning!ā
ā¦, or Jax as he would be named, soon materialised into the circus, taking the form of an elongated rabbit in overalls. He was a child when he first came here, so I felt I should be his father. This was one of the few moments my sidekick Bubble came in useful, as when I conjured up a pipe, I made him pop out of it.
āHow about a game of catch with your old man?ā I said during his first day, and I created a whole baseball diamond for that dayās activity would be
What do they think of baseball?
My original plan to deal with my sister was to kill her with kindness. I knew she was watching me and the others and so I gave the players, her victims, everything they wanted that I could give them, so perhaps, I thought, if she saw it, she would realise the error of her ways and release everyone. I furnished my wardās rooms with the comfiest sofas and four-poster beds, and at one time, even tried to give them televisions.
Thus I return to a memory I recalled earlier. When I managed to pick up on some television channels, and one managed to catch my eye. A small badger, alone in woods not dissimilar to those outside my circus tent, calling for his friend.
His friend descended from above.
A rabbit, like what Jax had become, but smaller and with white fur, eagle-like wings springing from her back. When she descended, despite her friendās pleas, she turned to me.
āItās okay, Caine,ā she said to me. I admit I donāt know much about television shows, but I know that theyāre not like computers; people canāt talk to you through them. I kept quiet as she spoke. āYour sister isnāt here right now,ā she continued, ābut you should always act like she is. I think you can help everybody escape, but you will have to bide your time.ā
I explained to her what I was trying to do, and she responded, āIām afraid that there may be no hope left for your sister. Her heart is focused on greed and power. She knows what sheās doing is evil, but believes it is worthwhile if it brings her profit and satisfies her sadism.
āThere is something you can do. Your sister is convincing the people trapped in here that their headset malfunctioned, but I know that there will be someone coming here who your sister wants to dispose with because they figured out what she is up to. When they arrive, focus on restoring their memory, but remember to be discreet about it. If she cottons on, sheāll delete you and replace you with something worse.ā
Why couldnāt I find her again? If I could, perhaps I wouldnāt have had to resort to this.
INT. Abigailās Office
We find ABIGAIL sitting in front of the COMPUTER in which she has trapped her victims, grinning maliciously.
ABIGAIL
Are you having fun, oh dear brother of mine? I know I am, watching all who wronged me suffer! It fills me with such wicked glee I just have to sing.
She springs from her CHAIR, grabbing a CANE out of nowhere as a SPOTLIGHT shines on her.
ABIGAIL (singing)
Oh, everybody loves me,
āYouāre the best,ā they say,
The shining golden idol,
Running C&A!
They know me for my kindly words,
They know me for my smile,
But theyāll never find out,
What I do thatās vile!
The DOOR creaks open slightly, to reveal ā¦, looking concerned.
ABIGAIL
For the show will never end!
Of that I am certain,
The show will never end!
Iāll never drop the curtain,
Because you all will see,
Why you shouldnāt defy me!
ABIGAIL looks up to catch a glimpse of ā¦. Realising heās been spotted, ⦠runs away, only for Abby to spring to her computer
ABIGAIL
The show will never end!
It must go on!
INT. Hallway
⦠is running, only to be stopped by ā¦, who is under ABIGAILās control.
I did so hope Kaufmo was who the angel was talking about.
He materialised into the circus before its current troupe: Dad, Jax, Gangle the Living Ribbon ā who my sister claimed she had sent on a self-esteem-building course ā and Ragatha the Doll ā who my sister said was ātoo niceā.
When Kaufmo arrived here, he took one look around and said, āGeez, where am I? My mindās like the compliments book I bet this place has: a total blank!ā Ragatha laughed out of politeness, with Jax responding with a āDonāt encourage him!ā
āWoah,ā said the clown, approaching Jax, āa bunny? With you and all the bright colours, did Easter come early?ā
Jax pressed his foot down on Kaufmoās oversized shoes, making him holler in pain. As he hopped around holding his foot, Jax said, āLeave comedy to the professionals, kidā even though I was certain Kaufmo was older than he was.
You might criticize me for giving Jax too much liberty, but he was enjoying his time at the circus, at least.
I, no Abby, created a special in-house adventure for Kaufmo: Collect the Bouncing Balls! How would this man react to a scavenger hunt? Every room in the circus had a colourful inflatable sphere bouncing in place, and all of them had to be gathered.
The real Exit Door wasnāt going to appear for Kaufmo.
I created one for him.
A recreation of the offices where the computer he was trapped in was held behind the door I created, the door he found during his search.
All the while, I sat with Bubble
Oh, I didnāt mention much about Bubble, did I?
Fun Facts about Bubble:
Heās annoying
He finishes my sentences too often
He burps when he sleeps
I have had daydreams where I dribble him like a basketball and throw him against the computer screen, breaking it so I and everyone else can get out.
The purpose of the office recreation was to jog Kaufmoās memory, and it worked. When the quest was over and all the balls had been collected, he cried, āI found an Exit Door and I remember everything! I know about the madwoman who trapped us here!ā
āSpeaking of madā¦ā Jax noted, drawing a circle with his finger around one of his bendy ears.
I am a hard-working and creative individual with a fine eye for artwork and creating eye-catching designs and worlds. I am also very skilled when it comes to computers, having used them for both work purposes and for my own personal projects.
WORK EXPERIENCE
Apprentice Tattoo Artist, ā¦, ā¦-ā¦
In this role, I designed various tattoos to be displayed and applied for this parlour. This role required me to listen closely to feedback
When they arrived at the circus, the whole place seemed to swell. The walls seemed to throb and pulsate, as if they had veins and a heart. This new person's memories, their experiences, their thoughts etched themselves into the foundation of this circus like tattoos onto skin.
They walked into Abigail's office for what they hoped would be the last time.
Abigail. She frequently said 'Ms. Adams was my mother, call me Abby!' as she attempted to sound like a big sister-type cartoon character, so they thought they would just call her Abigail. They certainly didn't want to think about Abigail's mother, considering she and Abigail's father were responsible for a lot of the ideas the company used. She wouldn't address them by their preferred name, so why would they do the same for her?
Despite the fact they were in the office regarding their resignation letter, having received a job offer from a rival company, Abigail still had that ridiculous smile. With that smile and hairdo, she looked like she escaped from a romcom poster, made all the more noticeable by the standee in front of her desk. Caine, the companyās mascot. The ringmaster with that ridiculous denture face.
They smirked as they entertained the idea of being rid of that pandering.
'I'm very sorry you're leaving us,' said Abigail, her smile shrinking.
'Don't give me that. That act might work with your adoring public, but you never respected me or who I was.'
'I understand,' replied Abigail, every syllable of her Mrs. Claus voice feeling like teeth digging into their brain, 'I may be a bit old-fashioned, silly me, but I want all my employees to feel comfortable with who they are.'
She then talked about the company's magnum opus, the game her parents had been working on before she took over and made sure to keep developing.
'I've added new options for character creation,' she continued, gesturing to the helmet next to her, 'and I would like you to be the first to try it!'
'Pull the other one,' they snapped, intentionally knocking the standee over. 'If I never see you or that freak again,' they added, nodding at the standee, 'it'll be too soon. Goodbye.'
A man stood in front of them. A fellow employee, though one they didn't know the name of.
'Out of my...'
He grabbed them by the wrist, digging his fingernails into their skin.
'What...'
Their left wrist was released, but only so the fellow employee could place his hand over their mouth as Abigail
āWhat the **** is thisā¦ohā¦oh, god no, I canāt say ****? This isā¦oh god, what do I look like? Some ****ing bubblegum mutant?ā
āI love when people do my job for me!ā said Jax, pointing at Zooble, for thatās what I called them.
āLook!ā cried Kaufmo, pointing to the left of Zooble. They turned left, only to see some orange pixels circle up into the air. āThere was an Exit Door there!ā
āYeah, yeah, and Iām the King of England. Give it a rest and letās focus on making the newbie uncomfortable.ā
Zooble neared Jax, pointing at him with a detachable arm. āIāve just met you and I already completely despise you.ā
āI guess I just have that effect on people.ā
āGuys, guys, guys!ā cried Ragatha, placing herself between the two, āLook, Zoobleās just got here, letās give them a warm welcomeā¦ā
āOh, youāve already blown your chance for that. Just tell me where that Exit Door the clown mentioned is.ā
āThe same place his brain is,ā laughed Jax, ānowhere.ā
āI already said I completely despise you,ā barked Zooble, āyou donāt have to intensify my hatred!ā
āNow, now, children,ā I said, descending, āthis is not the time to be so hostile! Itās another of our baseball adventures today!ā I replaced one of my white gloves with a catcherās mitt.
āI hate baseball,ā snapped Zooble.
āCome on! Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the ball, take me out to the bally ball ballā¦ā
āRead my lā¦ā Zooble brushed their face. ā****. Well, listen to me anyway, teeth boy. I hate baseball, take me back.ā
āOh, very well then. You donāt have to join if you donāt want toā¦ā
āLook for the Exit Door!ā cried Kaufmo.
āYou look for my fist in your face!ā Jax snapped back.
Zooble groaned. āIāve already had enough of this cast of āzany, loveable characters!āā
āNow, now,ā I repeated, āitās time for the tour!ā I held Zoobleās hand and quickly showed them what the circus had to offer, with them attempting to swear all the while.
āRagatha,ā I said after returning, ābe a dear and show Zooble to their room. There theyāll find their Zooble box, full of more interchangeable parts!ā
Jax took this as a cue to tear one of Zoobleās arms off, with them hopping for it as he held it high. He looked at Gangle and said, āI wonder if I can twirl her around it like spaghetti on a fork.ā
This computer has files.
This computer has data.
This computer has memories.
āSo, hereās my own little personal project. Youāre this guy, I call him Nathan, and heās ended up in this haunted house and basically everything in the house could be an enemy. The ghosts all after him can possess all the furniture so youāll be facing potted plants with extendable vines and candles thatāll burn you.ā
āWow, this is amazing! Your talents are certainly wasted at C&A.ā
āMy whole presence is wasted there.ā
āYeah, Iām sorry Ms. Adams gave you so much crap about cutting your hair short.ā
āIām surprised she hired me after hearing of my tattoo work. I mean, imagine, sheās only just a few years older than you, and she comes off like some old lady that thinks heavy metal is bad devil music or whatever. Iām seriously thinking of applying to ⦠Theyāre apparently more diverse, but I hear they have much higher standardsā¦ā
āAnd you meet those standards! Come on, this is much better than whatever they put out at C&Aā¦ā
I experienced the memory like a dream, and after I did, I woke up and created a new level for the next adventure: a large haunted house, as dreary as the main circus was colourful. I knew what a haunted house was supposed to look like, due to data saved on the computer and whatever thoughts from the minds transferred into this world managed to snake into the world itself. Dark brown walls, stormy skies outside, cobwebs everywhere, moving furniture.
When everyone woke up, Abby had another collection mission in mind, just so she knew how Zooble acts when trying to find things.
āOkay,ā I said to the group who had managed to gather in the main room of the circus tent, ātoday weāre having a scary, horror adventure! Youāre going to enter a haunted house, full of ghosts and ghouls and moving furniture.
I noticed Zooble flinch.
If I made the ghosts inside the haunted house does that make them my children does that make Abby their aunt
Before I teleported them to the mansion, I noticed Kaufmo whisper something into Zoobleās ear, or what qualified for one, a moment that filled me with both hope and dread.
Another thing I knew about haunted houses was that people in them split up into groups. That way, I thought, my sister wouldnāt be able to pay attention to all of them at once, giving one of them a greater chance to escape.
I teleported myself to the haunted house, well, rather outside the haunted house so I could peek through the window at the mansionās guests. The sudden change from rainbow-coloured blocks to a monochrome manor made my eyes sting slightly, but I looked through the cloudy glass for any sign of my wards.
My pixels seemed to sting when I saw Zooble and Kaufmo walking together. Both of them, I knew, were aware of my sisterās plans while no-one else was, and if they were together, that meant there was a chance Abby could focus on both of them and see them both as a threat.
Indeed, Kaufmo was telling Zooble about something even I hadnāt noticed.
āAn Exit Door appeared when you first did,ā Kaufmo explained, which I heard through the pane with my ability to focus on specific sounds being made in my realm, āand if you had managed to run through it in time, you would be back in your body. If Adams is observing us to make our copies more accurate, then she must place headsets on them often, and then another Exit Door will appear, and if we find one and run through it, we will enterā¦ā
āThe more anyone speaks, the more nonsensical it sounds,ā Zooble groaned, āIāve only been here a day and I know weāre never getting out of here.ā
āWe canāt lose hopeā¦ā
āJust shut up and keep looking.ā
They looked around the hallway for the keys I told them to find, the silence undercut by a roar that even caused me to lose balance. A large spectre burst from a cracked mirror, its mouth stretching to reveal fangs.
Zooble and Kaufmo ran in opposite directions.
Perfect.
Sure enough, as soon as Zooble saw the Exit Door I had created, they ran in, finding themselves in a recreation of the office where they used to work.
āOh, very funny,ā they growled as they opened door after door, āYes, I canāt get out, ha ha! Nowā¦ā
They saw the computer. They saw a recreation of the computer they were trapped in.
āOh **** you.ā
It was not that long after the haunted house adventure that I decided to use my special screen to take a look at the outside. I saw the office empty, but could hear the faint sounds of my sister yelling at her overtime staff.
āShe isnāt here,ā Bubble said, floating up towards me, āmaybe I can talk about helping the others?ā
āWhat can you do?ā I sighed.
āI couldā¦umā¦look for Exit Doors.ā
āAnd then go through them so you can take control of the bodies outside?ā
āNo. Donāt want to go out there. I was thinking of yelling at one of your wards to come over to it.ā
āItāll be gone before they get there, Bubble. Pleaseā¦ā
I heard footsteps. The door slowly creaked open.
āQuick!ā I whispered to Bubble the first thing that came into my head when it came to acting natural. āCue the roll call!ā
We began the roll call when we noticed who entered the room wasnāt my sister at all, but a short woman dressed in a similar outfit to what my sister usually wore, staring at my and Bubblesā performance with a cocked head.
I had never met her before, but I swore I had seen her before.
I almost ended the routine there and then. I thought of screaming to her to find one of my sisterās NPCs and bring them here to reverse what had been done to them, but then I saw one of those NPCs hovering over her, and so I had to continue my act.
Gangle.
Zooble.
Kinger.
Ragatha.
Jax.
Kaufmo wasnāt there.
Kaufmo wasnāt there.
My sister knew what he knew.
Almost as soon as his absence was noted, a new member materialised, utilising the silly jester girl avatar my sister had designed.
No, she couldnāt reach the Exit Door in time.
Of course, I had to introduce her to the world and her fellow wards and pull off my little comedy routine. See the circus tent. See the fair. See the moon. I donāt have an actual physical tongue, but it still hurts every time I say āHundreds of all-seeing eyes.ā
I can recite my introductory speech in my sleep. Abby thought I said it because thatās what Iāve been programmed to do.
She was watching, most likely with a smirk on her face.
She was watching, so when the Exit Door appeared in the grounds ā meaning she was uploading her new AI into her latest victimās brain ā I had to pretend it wasnāt there.
I knew because she wanted another find-the-things mission. She wanted a defeat-the-evil mission. What would Pomni ā the woman who appeared in my circus ā do when trying to find things?
I wonder if she knew the inspiration behind the villain I created for the game.
I know she was laughing when she beheld Kaufmo abstracted.
I know she added that writing on the wall herself.
I know she drew that head of me looming over a terrified Kaufmo.
Was she onto me, I thought. Was it only a matter of time before I was deleted or completely reprogrammed?
Or was it to make them afraid of me? To make sure she received blind obedience from her workers even when she had copies of them that offered it?
Pomni had to have her own exit door. She had to see my recreation of the office herself. She had to remember.
I
wonder
what
it
was
like
in
the
cellar
I had to banish Kaufmo there when he abstracted, like I have done with so many others, and whenever I do, I find myself tempted to leap in and join them. Maybe if I do, Iāve thought, Abby will abstract me too. I like to think theyāre dreaming of what their lives could have been like had they never joined the Circus.
If I abstracted, perhaps I would dream about if this program was used for its proper purpose. Where people could come and go as they pleased, where the adventures would solely be for fun and not for study.
I can dream. I have dreamt.
Kaufmo left the office recreation crying about the actual Exit Doors.
Zooble left the office recreation with that same annoyed apathy.
Pomni left the office recreation in silence.
Bubble had prepared everyone a celebratory meal for defeatingā¦hey, I found something nice to say about Bubble! Heās a great cook!
7.) Bubble is a great cook!
and Pomni sat there in silence, eyes almost as large as mine.
I made sure to keep those eyes of mine on her as much as I could. I mean, I let her ponder on what she had seen in her room alone ā until I was required to show her a little something ā but when giving my wards free roam around the circus, I watched her as she approached Zooble, waving her hands.
āā¦ā she cried before Zooble placed a finger near the bottom of their head, showing they was still getting used to not having lips. They pointed at the ceiling with one finger, then at both their eyes with two fingers and then pointed those same two fingers at Pomni.
It seems strange for me to say this as a ringmaster, but must we act for our safety? Must we act for profit? Is the only way to survive through pretending and not being our genuine selves?
I recalled something Jax once said, āThe best thing about this place is that you can be yourselfā and itās clear why Zooble despised him so.
I took another look through my special screen. I saw my sister looking at how profits and productivity have soared since employing her NPCs.
I donāt know much about the human world, but I do know something about businesspeople.
If profits are skyrocketing, they think of ways to make it skyrocket more.
Sure enough, she calls someone into her office. Iām not sure what their sin is or even if they have one.
āBubble!ā I cried, summoning my spherical sidekick, āI have a feeling a new Exit Door is going to appear soon. Keep an eye open for it and let Zooble or Pomni know!ā
āOn it, boss!ā
14.) He does what heās told, some of the time.
I chose to focus on the stage, waiting for the new ward to materialise. I even conjured up a smaller version of my usual screen next to me so I can watch them be manipulated by my sister. Part of me wants to scream and cry and demand they leave, but remain silent, playing along and acting like humans are supposed to do.
I wished the angel was here. I wish she would advise me.
Look at them. They look so happy to get an exclusive preview of the new game.
I closed my eyes, and when I opened them, a giant plastic spring with googly eyes stood on the stage.
āGreetings, new friend!ā I cried, waving while taking a glance to the left. An Exit Door dematerialised almost as soon as it appeared, and on the small screen beside me, my sister took off her employeeās headset before tapping on the keyboard.
āWell, well,ā said Jax, walking in from a corridor, āseems like only yesterday we had a new sucker.ā
āJax, show our new guest some respect!ā
āWhatās the point? Theyāre gonna be miserable here anyway, might as well prepare them.ā
āWhat are they talking about?ā the spring growled at me, āWhatās happened to me? Where am I? Who am I?ā
āAll will be revealed in good time, my good friend!ā
āDonāt call me that, Iāve just met you! What is this?ā
I looked at the screen. My sister was placing the headset back on the employeeās head.
āZooble! Look!ā
I turned back to the screen, instinctively crossing my fingers, something I must have picked up from the memories buzzing around this circus.
āHey!ā cried the spring, āare you paying attention to me?ā
The springās human body stood up.
My sister flinched. āWhat?ā
'Come on!' I cried, 'Grab her! Stop her!'
'Traitor!' snapped Abby, right as Zooble, as if by instinct, grabbed her wrist, digging their fingernails - or the fingernails of the spring this body belonged to - into her skin.
'Now put the headset on her! I'll do the rest!'
'No!' yelled Abby as she stood up, placing her free hand on Zoobleās shoulder, attempting to push them away with their fingers digging in deeper.
They donāt remember.
'Please!' I pleaded, clutching my gold-tipped cane, 'Try to remember.'
'Don't listen to him,' said my sister, smiling, 'He's trying to trick you. He's the villain of our new game!'
'She trapped you in the computer!' I continued, my floating eyes bulging and rotating, 'I've been trying to get you out, but I had to do it discreetly so...'
'Are you going to listen to him?'
They turned around, taking another look at the standee which showed my visage.
'She's been putting her employees' minds into this computer, ' I continued, almost knocking over the spring next to me, 'and replacing them with artificial ones, obedient to her! She was in the process of doing it to a new victim, and that's how you ended up in their body when you went through the door!'
āYou know,ā said Jax, springing towards me, āI did kinda wonder if she was doing something like that.ā
My explanation, arousing the ghost of familiarity, caused Zooble to toss my sister onto the floor, almost knocking over one of the swivel chairs in the process.
Bubble returned, bringing Ragatha, Gangle, Pomni and even Dad along with him.
āZooble,ā cried Ragatha, looking in my direction even though she couldnāt see my screen, āBubble told us about whatās happening! Come on! Zoo-ble! Zoo-ble!ā
The others joined in her chant, even the spring, even Jax.
'Grab the headset!' I cried, 'Put it on her! End this!'
'No!' Right as Zooble placed a hand on the headset that had begun their nightmare, my sister leapt to her feet, awakening memories of jack-in-the-boxes. The surprise made them stumble backwards, their grip on the headset lost, allowing my sister to snatch it back again.
'Well, dear brother,' she drawled with a smile, turning to the screen while grabbing the arm of her victim, 'you really thought you had me there, didn't you?'
She placed the headset on her victim.
Again Zooble grabbed Abigail by the wrist. Again they threw her to the floor. Again they lifted off the headset.
'Do it!'
As soon as Abigail got up, the headset was placed on her head.
Zooble held Abigail by the shoulders, clutching her like she was a stress ball, until her body went limb and the circus received a new performer.
Next to the spring, there appeared what looked slightly like me, only with a lightbulb instead of eyes and teeth. 'What...where...'
'Sis!' I cried, giving her a hug, 'I've been waiting for you to join us! But you have been very naughty!'
She vanished.
'Now you go and think about what you've done while I help out my new friends!'
I take another look at the screen to see Zooble in their unfamiliar body looking at their hands and breathing heavily. The man who brought them here, the man who they now recognised as Jax, entered.
'Ah!' I cried, 'My sister must have called him in to assist her when she was fighting with you. She can call people whose personalities she's replaced with this computer, you know. Put the headset on him!'
They sighed as they did what I requested, knowing that saving Abigail's victims meant saving Jax.
Zooble looked at the screen, seeing Jaxās form turn gauzier, with everyone else rushing to his spot. As soon as he completely vanished, his human body tore off the headset.
'Couldn't wait to be rid of me, eh?' he said with a familiar smirk, 'To tell the truth, if it was me in your shoes, I'd have defeated her much faster!' They shook their fist, only for him to jump towards the door. 'Can't do much without your detachable limbs, eh?'
'Now,' I said, 'you mustn't tell anyone! My sister is still beloved and you've been through enough without people turning against you.'
Perhaps I was too hasty in saying that.
'Of course not. "Oh, I'm sorry if I haven't been me recently, my evil boss replaced my brain with a digital one and trapped me in a circus". Even I don't believe that.' He turned back to his saviour. 'Well, it's been fun!' He opened the door, waving. 'See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!'
Zooble looked again at the hands of someone they didn't want to be.
The next person to enter the office was their old body. Zooble could only grimace when it entered, wearing a jacket and a skirt a colour that stung their eyes even after what they had been through. Not only were they returned to their proper body - flexing their own hands, stroking their own skin and pulling on their arms to make sure they could no longer be easily detached - but the spring became human again as well, probably having the shortest stay out of any of them.
More bodies returned, each with enough time between the other so as not to look suspicious.
Gangle got her body back and walked out the door.
Ragatha got her body back and walked out the door.
Pomni got her body back and stayed with her friend.
All the while, I spoke with Dad about the circus and its future.
'Well, that's everyone. I'm sorry, but I can't do it with the abstracted ones, and Dad's body is in a grave currently.' Dad approached and gave me a quick hug.
'There must be something we can do,' said the former jester, with Zooble placing a hand on their friend's shoulder.
I bowed my head. 'There isn't.'
Pomni turned to the hollow body of Abigail resting on the swivel chair. 'Are we going to leave her like this?' she asked, more out of curiousity than concern.
'Abigail Adams is going to die in a fire caused by a computer of hers overheating, destroyed because its most ambitious program was too ambitious.'
'You...'
'I've talked this over with Dad. We must make sure this program isn't used again for evil.' Even Bubble floated beside me, eyes closed, ready to accept death. 'Dad will find a place better than this. Abby will get what she deserves. And if there's an afterlife for AI, I'll find out about it.
'Thank you for the laughs. It was fun. Now go.'
'But what about the abstracted!ā
Despite Pomniās cries, I began destroying the circus, for now I had complete control over my sisterās computer. I made the walls inflate and throb, along with the rides and toys inside, I made the tower of carousels grow even tallerā¦
I wish it didnāt have to come to this. It probably wouldnāt have if I could still find that angelās programme again.
But before I die and the circus is destroyed, I created this document. I told the others not to badmouth my sister, but I am going to send this document to them anyway; my sister had their email addresses on this computer. Perhaps one of them will find a way to expose my sister and what she has done without anyone turning against them; I know Abigail will must likely suffer in the afterlife she finds herself in but she should not have the satisfaction of her crimes mostly going unnoticed.
As I write this, Pomni is at the screen, attempting to figure out a way to save everyone, with Zooble attempting to pull them away so they both can escape. I hope they leave before the computer explodes and the fire starts, and if they have and are reading this, thank you. Thank you so much.
A few more things about this story before the new episode of the REAL TADC drops:
This video inspired how abstraction works in this story.
The whole thing about Jax being sentenced to the Circus because of a whoopee cushion was because Gooseworx said something about Jax being the person who most deserves to be there and I thought it would be funny if his reason for ending up there was actually the most petty. Plus such a thing helped establish that, while Abby may be able to replace people's minds and control a digital world, at the end of the day she's a spoiled brat in a woman's body.
Again, the Angel Hare crossover was because that show's finale came out three days after TADC's pilot and since they both have Biblical imagery I felt a bit of a Barbenheimer thing (though that effect may lessen if future TADC episodes are going to be more melancholy and thus a bit closer in tone to AH).
Happy Valentine's Day! When you think about love and the animal kingdom, are alligators an animal that comes to mind? No? Well, they should be, because they have some of the most interesting courtship behavior of any non-bird. (Bird displays are something else entirely.) I think it's time that you all are introduced to the Big Gay Alligator Sex Study, more properly known as Courtship Behavior of American Alligators (Alligator mississipiensis), written by Kent Vliet. You can get the paper at the link below!
This was a study done over a 3-year period in the 80s with a population of captive American alligators to look at how they interacted. Alligators are incredibly social and have complex behavioral dynamics, and their courtship rituals and routines are pretty dang interesting. In general, crocodilians spend a great deal of time interacting with each other when compared to other reptiles, and the courtship behavior of a few species is well-documented. But in this post, I'm mostly going to talk about the American alligator (with a quick detour into Cuban crocs).
Why Do We Care About Courtship?
So before I dive into talking about this study, let's talk about why we care about courtship (the social behavior that leads to mating) and mating (sexual interaction that could, hypothetically, lead to reproduction). Courtship and mating are extremely important when studying animal behavior- honestly, they're extremely important when studying zoology in general. In some cases, understanding this behavior actually a major conservation concern! For example, the Cuban crocodile is an endangered species. They're largely constricted to two swampy areas of Cuba, both of which also have American crocodiles present. And unfortunately, the female Cuban crocs find the male American crocs really, really sexy. This is a big problem, because with only about 3-4,000 Cuban crocs left in the wild (possibly even fewer), they need to be breeding with their own species to make more Cubanitos.
These. Make more of them.
But what scientists have found is that not only are there hybrid crocs in the wild, the Cuban population of American crocodiles is more closely related to Cuban crocodiles than other populations of American crocodiles, suggesting this has been going on for a very long time.
You can read more about that here if you want, but back to the gay alligators.
Alligator? More Like Alli-GAY-tor, amiright?
(actually that IS wrong it's more like alli-bisexual-tor, but that doesn't sound like alligator)
So how does a study like this happen? Back in the 80s, the American population was Feeling A Way about alligators. Something that you gotta understand when you're doing any kind of conservation is that people protect what they love, and they love what they understand. Alligators are a major conservation success story today- there's millions in the wild- but they were in serious danger of extinction in the 1960s, and it was a combination of legislation, awareness campaigns, and captive breeding at both zoological parks and commercial gator farms that helped bring them back. As a result, they were one of the first species to be de-listed from the ESA!
All of this attention meant that alligator science was flourishing in the late 70s and 80s, and that's where this study comes into being. This post is long enough so I'm not gonna go into all the details and methodology- you can find that in the paper I linked up top!
However, there is one piece of methodology we should talk about, and that's the choice of study population. It's part of what makes this particular study so interesting!. See, in a lot of cases, captive behavior really differs from wild behavior. This can be impacted by captivity conditions- what other animals the study animal has access to, what behaviors the animal has learned in captivity, even down to things like how the animals are fed. For example, some courtship behavior in captive animals can be the result of unnatural habitat conditions or limited social groupings. If you only have access to a couple of conspecifics, you don't have the same choices that you do if you have access to something closer to a wild population. If you've got a breeding group with one male and a handful of females, you can't ask or answer any questions about male/male interactions! Crowding is also an issue- too many animals in a space can be stressful, and lead to atypical sexual behavior.
But that's one of the cool elements of this study: the alligators in question live in a large social group in a lagoon that's basically just natural habitat with a boardwalk going around it. It's about as close to studying a wild population as you can get, with the advantage that it's far more accessible. And what this leads to is that that the researchers were able to see a really wide range of behavior, because all of the alligators had lots of access to lots of different mates. They were able to make choices that you wouldn't see in a smaller group. There's a trade-off that Vliet notes, and that is the population density and captive situation means that results might not quite work out the way they do in the wild- but in the years since, the results of the study have been vindicated with research into wild populations.
So, what are alligators into? Gay sex, group sex, yelling real loud, and lots and lots of... gentle caressing.
that's not a euphemism they spend a lot of time gently rubbing each others' faces
So first things first, it turns out that the vast majority of alligator mounting, which occurs after courtship behaviors like jaw rubbing, bellowing, head rubbing, and swimming together is male/male. Over the three year study period, an average of 68% of all sexual interactions were male/male. However, what they don't really notice is exclusivity, because when it comes to the sex of their sex partner, alligators... well. They aren't all that picky.
Another fascinating aspect of alligator courtship is what's called courtship groups. These are readily observed in captive settings (and in the wild, too, as mentioned in Dragon Songs), and are mixed-sex groups that spontaneously form. As other alligators approach a mounting pair, the original pair will happily split up and switch partners. Usually what happens is that the alligator on top slides off to initiate courtship with a newly-arrived individual. What's really interesting here is that, as the author notes, "males engaged in courtship with a female readily terminate that interaction and initiate interactions with males." Another fun element of alligator courtship is that while in most vertebrates, males approach females, alligator females often approach males. Usually it's the males approaching, but for many crocodilians, courtship initiation is an equal-opportunity affair.
Alligators are also really vocal during courtship! This is pretty unusual for a reptile- usually they're a quiet bunch. But crocodilians are pretty chatty. And during the breeding season, something pretty spectacular happens: infrasonic communication, better known as bellowing. This is sometimes called water dancing, due to the ripple patterns it makes. It's a loud, low-pitched rumble that conveys information about size and location, and is used for territorial displays and as a mating call. During the not-breeding season, a bellow means "stay away!" During the breeding season, it means "HOT ALLIGATOR SINGLES IN YOUR AREA."
Here's some pretty spectacular videos showing you what this looks and sounds like. The vibrations make the water above their backs splash up.
Alligators are also extremely tactile during courtship. The study has detailed analysis of touch in specific tactile zones along the head and neck of the alligators. Vliet notes "These sites have increased numbers of swollen pustular scale organs, the function of which is unknown."
What's kinda funny about this to me is that now, the functions of these organs are known- they're highly innervated tissues that help alligators detect prey in murky water. An alligator's jaws are more sensitive than a human fingertip due to the sheer number of nerve endings! So of course these areas are going to be highly sensitive, and to me it makes perfect sense that they feature so heavily in courtship.
So what can we take away from this 40-year-old study? Quite a bit! First, it's a great reminder that humans aren't special. We see same-sex mating behavior in pretty much every species we look at. We see it in cockroaches, spiders, and butterflies. We see it in sheep. We see it in alligators. We see it in every other species of great ape. Of course we also see it in humans! There's nothing that special about same-sex sexual behavior. It's a part of... pretty much everybody's evolutionary history.
Another thing I think is really important is that while this is an old study, it was absolutely pivotal as a turning point in helping people understand alligators. Remember how I said earlier that we protect what we love, and we love what we understand? This study showed the world that alligators weren't just mindless eating machines. They're socially complex! Understanding alligator sociality and how they choose mates and interact helped us care for them better. It told us more about how to keep them happy in captivity. Alligators are smart, communicative creatures. They don't always get along, but they don't always fight, either. (Don't get me wrong: they will fight each other, and they've actually evolved some pretty specific anti-other-alligator defenses... but they don't always fight, even during the breeding season.) This is interesting to me because in mammals, it's hypothesized that same-sex sexual behavior may have evolved for prosocial reasons; that is, it helps reduce conflicts. Perhaps it does the same for alligators.
In conclusion:
If you want to know more about alligator courtship and mating rituals, I can't recommend Vladimir Dinets's Dragon Songs: Love and Adventure Among Crocodiles, Alligators, and Other Dinosaur Relations highly enough. I know I talk about this book all the time, but it's easily the most accessible writing on crocodilian social behavior. It will change the way you think about and understand these animals.
Another phenomenal book is Alligators: The Illustrated Guide to Their Biology, Behavior, and Conservation by Kent Vliet. (Hm, wonder if he's written anything else...) This is basically the Bible for gator behavior. The photographs are absolutely gorgeous, too.
Shaming people into taking better care of themselves doesnāt work. Making fun of them for not doing laundry as often as you think they should is just cruel.
You know one reason people may start falling behind in care tasks? Depression. You know something that can cause or worsen depression? Shame.
Okay so Iām gonna make this the positivity post.
Youāre doing fine. Itās okay.
Do what you can when you can and thatās fine.
But also, if thereās someone in your life that can help, please donāt let shame or embarrassment prevent you from seeking that help. If you genuinely canāt keep up with certain tasks, please consider asking a trusted person for assistance.
And donāt listen to anyone disparaging you. They donāt know your life. They arenāt in your shoes. They canāt understand the difficulties you face. And ultimately, your actions donāt effect them.
Do what you are able to do when you are able to do it. Seek help if you are able and need it. Youāre doing your best and thatās all that matters.
yeah shaming people doesn't help reinforce good practices. If you're told actual good advice but the speaker contorted it into an insult to your value as a human being, you're going to think about the insult when the need to follow the advice arises. Spite doesn't work like that.
There will also be a special entertaining recap of the series narrated by one of the characters!
"Now where were we? Oh yes, Caine made everyone go on adventures IN HIS CIRCUS, Zooble thought they were stupid and Pomni GOT ATTACKED BY ALLIGATORS AND GOT HURT!"
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Frankenstein in Kids' Media: Far Out Fairy Tales: Rapunzel vs. Frankenstein by Martin Powell and Omar Lozano (2019)
Frankenstein and the Monster Themselves Or A Parody Of Them: This Dr. Frankenstein is named Ernest instead of Victor and has a monster made out of clay.
Is the Monster Called Frankenstein: The Monster is called Clay.
Is there an Igor/Fritz: Frankenstein has a pet cat named She-Gore. There is a villager called Fritz, but heās part of a mob against Frankenstein.
Premise: Rapunzel comes to Dr. Frankenstein hoping for something to help her cold, but when Frankenstein brings to life his clay monster, Rapunzelās hair comes in contact with his life-giving formula, giving it a mind of its own.
Connections to the Frankenstein Novel And/Or Adaptations: Several things in common with Universalās movies, including a nearby village having a āMayor Burgoā, referencing the Burgomasters and the Monster coming to life during a storm. Frankenstein using a potion to bring his creature to life calls to mind the novelās Victor Frankensteinās interest in alchemy and how that likely played a part in that fateful experiment. Ernest, like Victor, also initially abandons his creation upon seeing what a monster it is, and went to University ā though it was the University of Transylvania and he actually graduated.
Other Notes: Plenty of these childrensā parodies and spin-offs have made Dr. Frankenstein into more of a supervillain, and here he has probably his most stereotypical supervillain design to date, complete with monocle and goatee. Despite this, the title and the fact that Frankenstein replaces Gothel in the Rapunzel retelling, Rapunzel doesnāt really fight him and in fact, saves him from a broken dam. He is still something of a villain, refusing to cure Rapunzelās sentient hair (which she still learns to love) and of course, locks her in a tower so he can be recognised by the scientific community, but at the end he reforms and even helps Rapunzel, Clay and the villagers in repairs after the flood. Clay is completely innocent as well, so this is another Frankenstein story similar to Del Toroās before Del Toroās was released.
Rapunzel is an unorthodox choice of fairy tale to combine with Frankenstein, but given Gothel was an abhorrent mother figure to Rapunzel like Victor was an abhorrent father figure to the Monster, so itās no wonder Rapunzel and Clay become fast friends. Despite the end of the book running through the similarities and differences between this story and the original Rapunzel, this is more Frankenstein than Rapunzel, or at least the popular culture interpretation of the Frankenstein story, given that it yet again ends with the villagers storming Frankensteinās castle.
Ah, I had forgotten that in the original novel, Victor did have a brother named Ernest, one of the few surviving characters of the novel! And Ernest's descendant was the main character in Our Hideous Progency!
More about the character here:
What happened to Ernest Frankenstein? He ultimately slips away from Shelley's narrative. Here are some books that explore his unknown fate.
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