Write Legends

MORE MEAN GIRLS QUOTES PLEASE

everything i have ever needed

Also the Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon debate has never ceased to confuse me, like, you’re basically wondering who’d win in a fight between a fully staffed US Navy research vessel armed with harpoons and torpedos and all sorts of other boat vessels OR your weedman and his sweet vintage van, his buddy riding shotgun with a crossbow

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

I’m… shook

What if sleeping is our natural state, and we’re only awake to gather information for dreams?

you stop that

STORY IDEAS

I SHOULD BE SEEING THIS ON MY DASH LIKE 5 TIMES A DAY NOW COME ON WHERE YALL AT

I will stop after Christmas

I won’t

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS ONCE ON MY DASH THIS YEAR??????

Hallowe’en is coming…

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

you found him and he is proud of you

Unmute please!

does anyone else have vivid memories of the little bear toothbrush commercial

Go Elton!

Clark Kent: Model Citizen™