This a den of iniquity. I should not be here!

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

It is officially spring because the turkey vulture is back at work and is sitting outside my window trying to make me his vulture bride.

LET HIM WOO YOU.

Is this a thing turkey vultures do, because my cousin texted me this photo the other day of one in front of his office. Can I tell him that he’s being politely asked to make vulture babies?

Welp. You have a cat.

Congratulations on your new best friend!

you’re naming him bacon, right?

Chris Evans loses at arm wrestling while being casually heckled by Idris Elba and Jeffrey Dean Morgan

HALP

Idris Elba laughing is the best part of this.

IT’S SUCH A GREAT LAUGH.

That is fantastic.

is this metalocalypse

Also, in this interview, you learn that he was playing it blind, at 70 mph, while bungee jumping, very likely in a sandstorm.

this is much more metal than metalocalypse

everything about this film is the heaviest metal there has goddamn it

#and he’s maori

The more I learn about this scene the more awesome it gets

This metal is so heavy that scientists have been unable to classify it among the known metals on the periodic table.

This movie is so fucking awesome on so many fucking levels.

My favorite line from that interview is “but was there a concern that a bungee-jumping flame-thrower guitar playing blind mutant in a red onesie riding a car made of amps might be one element too much?” It’s just so awesome that all of that was actually fit into one character.