July 5th is quickly approaching, which means that the first rounds of students will soon be able to access their AP Scores.
The College Board receives many questions about the AP exams. Some of the most commonly asked questions are answered below.
Q: Why are AP Exam release dates staggered by geographical location?
A: Our website can only handle so many users at one time. We stagger release dates in order to limit website traffic, and therefore lessen the risk of the site crashing.
Q: What does the College Board do with the money made from AP exams?
A: The College Board uses the money to pay for materials to make the exams, as well as to take care of administrative costs. Excess funds are used for the College Boardās Star Wars Initiative, which will build a full-scale, fully functional Death Star at a cost of approximately $4 quadrillion dollars. At the rates we are currently charging for our tests, we expect to have the project funded completely by next year.
Q: What does the College Board do with the tests once they have been graded?
A: Exams receiving scores of 3, 4, or 5 are burned at our annual College Board bonfire. Exams receiving a score of 1 or 2 are sent to every college in the United States, with a picture of the AP student stapled to the front and the message āDo not admit this student to your institution at any point in time. This student has failed to succeed on a completely irrelevant test that measures nothing more than their ability to memorize- this irrelevant failure means that they must be banned from college forever.ā
Q: If I am dissatisfied with my score, can I have my AP exam re-scored?
A: Yes. To do this, you must first sacrifice a goat while chanting āCollege Board, College Board, I give my life to theeā. You must then stuff the goatās entrails in an envelope with a $1000 check made out to the College Board; next, send the envelope to the College Board headquarters via direct mail; the address is on the official College Board website. Once received, we will discard the entrails, pretend to re-score your test, and then put your $1000 towards our Star Wars Initiative.
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