kiss your kitty today!

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

the powerful lifelong bonds that are maintained by gay sex that is not happening

you know it’s bad when thinking about getting him pregnant can’t even lift your spirits a little

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

*leaves

where are you going

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Show daddy that nice picture again