there and back again.

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you’re best friends

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

If I had a nickel for everytime a Hobbit gained the trust of a king only to disobey him for the greater good I would have 3 nickles which is not a lot but it's definitely showing a pattern and its all Gandalf's fault

my life would be significantly improved if i had vampire fangs

i’m realizing that i have so much time. i have time to grow my hair long. i have time to cut it all off and then to grow it back again. i have time to discover new hobbies and give up on things that no longer serve me. i have time to grow and change and travel and change my opinions and live differently than how i am now. i have so much time. take a deep breath and slow down

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.