Wowzers Howzers

preddy cool but itd be better if it had sounds of poeple and babies screaming

what the hell man

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

don't give up in your 20s or 30s. what if you get really milfy. wouldn't you want to know?

don't give up in your 40s or 50s. what if you get really gilfy. wouldn't you want to know?

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

Official Pussy Post

This shitty little gimmick blog existed just long enough to be tagged on this post and hang itself on my doorstep

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes