you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

life is better when you're not malnourished btw

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

POPPING BOTTLES IN THE ICE!!!!!!! LIKE A BLIZZARD!!!!!!! WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTING SLIZZARD!!!!!!!!!!

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode