[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible