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squishes ctrl alt delete, im in

OK FINE FIT WOMEN GET ME WORKED UP

ok what else

i killed a man in reno, just to watch him die

If you like socialism so much, move to Lazytown and see how much you actually like it. Fucking idiot.

kill them duh

fingering his plot hole

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

have you tried killing yourself?

people throw in "not trying to be rude" at the end of the rudest thing you've ever heard as if they're trying to go "no homo" after sucking the balls too

(Strokes penis, shushing gently) There there. Easy now.

(Holding out a handful of oats) Atta girl…