Well First of All How Dare You

so disappointing to hear people poke fun at “apple fanboys”. there’s nothing wrong with enjoying a nice honey crisp. i prefer them sliced

There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did

Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly's Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

Gary Larson remains a fucking demigod among cartoonists

Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️

don't fuck with me boy. i know of mushrooms that could fix your marriage, and i also know mushrooms that could destroy it in seconds.

Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!

I feel very called out by this post