No Whitley? one fear.

Winter: Can you call this patient for me to get some insurance info?

Whitley: Uh, could Weiss do it? I'm not sure I'm ready.

Winter: Watch. Hey, Weiss could yo-

Weiss: Fuck you.

Winter: See?

Whitley: What if I say 'fuck you?'

Winter: You're fired.

Klein: You're fired.

Willow: from the back office: You're fired!

Whitley: Message received!

*The schnee family, plus Ruby and Blake enter, cheering*

Weiss: We did it, Whitley! We beat The Hound!

Whitley: We? No no no, I did it! That was me! I beat the hound. Gimme your house keys!

Weiss: Why are you like this?

Whitley: Gimme your house keys!

Weiss: *Gives keys*

Whitley: Ain't playing with you. Mother, I thought you were a terrible mother, but you put up numbers with me. You can keep your keys.

Whitley: Winter! Gimme your keys.

Winter: But I'm the Winter maiden!

Whitley: That's nice, you didn't kill Cinder though. Your body count is 0, gimme your keys.

Whitley: Father! Gimme your keys.

Jacques: I

Whitley: No don't even say anything, just gimme your keys.

Whitley: Klein, I'm not gonna lie, you've been there for me more than my own parents, take Fathers keys.

Penny: *Singing* I'm alive with all of my friends, Winter gave me some house keys, now I am a Schnee!

Whitley: Who is that?

Penny: Salutations! My name is-

Whitley: Gimme your keys.

Whitley: *Still crying* Who are y'all? *staring at Ruby and Blake* Who let commoners in here? That's that shit.

Whitley: Now that was too close, the hound almost killed us if not for me. Now everyone! Whitley on 3!

It seems like they're making hitler into a femboy...

I can't fix him! How dare they do this to me!?

Please femboy va, convince them to not make hitler a femboy!

Maybe I'm stupid, but why is it that people are weirded out that same sex ships are more prevalent in shonen, when such ships have the most passionate deep buildup than the canon straight couple?

Take Dekugo for example: Are you gonna tell me that Ururaka and Deku have the same buildup as Deku and Bakugo? Bakugo as I understand it, cried at the idea of Deku no longer being able to be a hero, and started a secret project to fund a suit for Deku to achieve his dream, Uraraka... didn't.

Don't get me wrong, I don't even like bakudeku, the bully to rivals to lovers thing isn't my cup of tea. But I understand where bkdk comes from.

On the other hand, we have Dandadan: Dandadan has Momo and Okarun be the main focus in terms of relationships. Not for one minute do you get the feeling that Okarun and Jiji are gonna be a thing. The first episode is called "That's how love starts" and if mangaka want us to believe the canon straight ship more than headcanon, they really gotta take notes from Momokarun.

Weiss: Huh? What you mean? How you know?

Whitley: Cause I know you! And I can tell because you smile every time they're telling the customer no.

Weiss: Aha! You're listening for the same thing!!

Or for the earth to swallow me whole. Preferably option 2.

Cinder: Goddamn, your hair got long. You been taking estrogen or something?

Whitley: Nah, man. It gets longer everytime someone hands me losing lotto tickets.

Me: It's complicated.