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The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

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hookhausen

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

an-american-whore

lol. lmao even.

cryptidcola

ogerpwned-deactivated20251025

JESSE DON'T ENABLE CREATIVE MODE JESSE IT TURNS OFF ACHIEVEMENTS JESSE

arirna

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catcrumb

picopepin

evilscientist3

ask about mud.

me my flaps

cleansingreflections-deactivate

do you see this shit my liege

cleansingreflections-deactivate

okay everyone cash in your reblogs for this post now because im gonna make it unrebloggable on its 1 year anniversary (dec 9th). have fun w it <3

voluntaryvictim

glad to see those spreading the truth

demolitiondean

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

thebiscuiteternal

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

icannotgetoverbirds

did you just fucking have this

dajo42

i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had to be reprinted with “wizard” replaced with “cool guy” and any mention of a magic spell replaced with “sweet trick”

sniffytugboat

The Ministry of Sweet Tricks

annalikesthings

#yer a cool guy harry

kuwata-kun

Every time I read this I start laughing bc I keep thinking about Harry’s utter disbelief that he could ever be a cool guy “I think you must have made a mistake. I don’t think I can be a cool guy”

jinjojess

This post has a strong Strider energy eminating from it.

deathwolf88888

Sorry, but I…

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blackarachnya

they just. straight up showed batmans dick in a recent comic. uncensored

blackarachnya

NSFW obviously but here it is

blackarachnya

what the fuck

weedle-testaburger

writterings

friends: hey are u ready to go to wendy’s? it’s been 3 hours but we can’t leave without you since you’re the only one with a car

me: yeah just give me a sec

friends: that’s what you said three hours ago

me: no for real i’m literally almost done, can someone help me put on my helmet? i can’t raise my arms

friends: w

me:

me: nvm i got it on, let’s go to wendy’s :)

fugayyyku

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

putmymusiconshuffleidareyou-dea

[Criminal, or Steve. Or someone] give it to me straight. Why is some kid swinging around and beating up people in Queens?

[Peter] First of all, nothing I do is straight.

putmymusiconshuffleidareyou-dea

[Villain punches him]

[Peter] this is homophobia.

[Someone. Probably Tony] he said nothing about gay people, though?

[Peter] but he hit me. So again. Homophobia.

[Tony] you could not have picked a worse time to come out of the closet.

[Peter] bold of you to assume I was ever in the closet to begin with. I’ve been giving off Chaotic Twink Energy my whole damn life.

fugayyyku

Aunt may: so why can’t you get your driver’s license again??

Peter: I’m???? Gay????

transswordbian

The spider on his chest is purple not Black so that his suit is red, purple, and blue.

chadgamer

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

lesbianredpanda

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

martian-martian-martian

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

hzs-modblog

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

lawbreaker13

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

dreamsanddabs

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

ineedtostopchangingmyusername

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

theswedishelf

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

theswedishelf

SPONGEBOB…

lawbreaker13

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

theswedishelf

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chadgamer

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

lesbianredpanda

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

martian-martian-martian

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

hzs-modblog

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

lawbreaker13

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

dreamsanddabs

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

ineedtostopchangingmyusername

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

theswedishelf

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

theswedishelf

SPONGEBOB…

lawbreaker13

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

theswedishelf

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

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