Being able to draw older people as attractive without reducing or erasing the visual signs of aging, and in fact showing that they're attractive because of those signs, is an artistic skill that should be valued so much more. Honestly, it should earn you an immediate fortune because holy fuck is it a rare commodity. There are so many artists who seem to think attractiveness and aging exist in opposition to each other, so they smooth every wrinkle, erase every crease, and de-age the character until they're basically thirty with silver hair. But when an artist can look at crow's feet, smile lines, weathered skin, deep-set wrinkles, and all the little traces of a life well lived and say, "No, that's what makes them beautiful," that's a level of artistic observation and care I wish we celebrated more often.

[least stressed out person you know voice] yeah my dreams have been getting more and more vivid lately. like something is coming towards me and i can't do anything to stop it yeah.

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

Kyoko Kirigiri is so funny. Imagine your special interest is murder mysteries and then suddenly you find yourself in the Murder Mystery School. And you're like okay. Lock in. Don't look excited about this. They'd think you're weird. Or suspicious even. I know she was doing quicktime events

welll there's this tiny little hole in my psyche you see. i blame my mother. but unfortunately for me it feels really good when i stick my mind penis in there, so

average sized hole.

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

it pisses me off that everyone proved women like miss forcefem and sam candles completely right

Sometimes when people try to dismiss the heteronormativity of the weird route they will cite the commonly held idea that hometown is this progressive queer accepting wonderland, and I think that idea is always very silly. Yeah there’s an open gay couple, but Rudy and Berdly both no-homo asgore’s gifts of flowers to Rudy. People will use the right pronouns for you but both ghosts who can’t transition don’t leave their home. Anyone can be voted for festival king and queen regardless of gender, but the titles are still gendered and the only couples we know to have won were straight. Hometown is a progressive leaning suburb that falls short in the way progressive leaning suburbs tend to. You generally won’t be in physical danger as a queer person, but you will remain an afterthought at best.

such a good reaction image

The real feds are the trannies with weird kinks who don't like misogyny. not the people who encourage you to report trannies to the FBI over pixels.

Your Minecraft seed is one that has likely not been seen by a single other soul in history. So make sure to enjoy your seed. Give your seed to others. And savor it.