These are pretty things

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

my ass???? tonished

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen