words are hard

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine

judas: it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this

my superpower is if you yell at me i WILL cry and it WILL be exceedingly uncomfortable for every person involved

#spell of please stop yelling at me

pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil

[ID: a man wearing a denim jacket and jeans riding a scooter with perfect upright posture, v.s. a man (daniel radcliffe) in a dressing gown and slippers brandishing two guns with a manic look on his face]

This caption is funny because it implies the person who wrote it doesn’t know who Elijah Wood is

dark green is a nice color. underrated

my ultimate fantasy is having a brain that lets me enjoy being alive

king