Pessimist: the glass is half empty Optimist: the glass is half full Optimates: therefore Carthage must be destroyed

i love writing fanfiction that has a stupid fanfictionass plotline like yesss that’s exactly where it belongs

My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

I don't think I'll ever recover from this one

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

tiktok brain is like a prion disease to me

when someone i know says “it’s girl math” i feel like one of those people in a zombie apocalypse who just noticed a bite on one of my groupmates

Every time I see a middle aged lesbian couple in public I’m like ok so I must survive