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shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du

JVL
cherry valley forever
KIROKAZE

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Jules of Nature
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust
wallacepolsom

Product Placement

titsay

izzy's playlists!
Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap

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movies used to have josh hutcherson in them
Absolutely losing my mind at how accurate these tags are

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Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.
if we ever close down, I HOPE this is the last thing we all reblog
my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs Iâm cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
Bow down to your king
I canât stop outdoing myself
Remember that post? The one that said âwhat if we all have super powers but theyâre so mundane we donât realize?â That post? This is proof that post was right
(Addendum:Â All the kudos and death threats are really touching :D , BUT I feel the need to inform you that my only contribution to this masterpiece was to post it on tumblr. A friend sent it directly to me after finding it on another platform, I have no idea who the real author is. If this mad genius comes to tumblr one day, they can make themselve known :-)
i love fighting asterius and theseus because it started out with zagreus being like oh theseus sir wow what an honour!! and now itâs like hello asterius you look very strong today thanks for the fight earlier i love to spar with you have you had enough water today king? theseus, i will fucking kill you dead permanently

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i made a handy chart titled âi cannot shut up about earthseaâ
Good morning to Banana the Lobster, and only Banana.
For a second I was really concerned that the lobster was transphobic before realizing the link is from the daily mail
*Opens Google to check if sheep can get sunburn*
*30 minutes later realise that haven't looked up anything about sheep cuz I immediately forgot and spent the past half hour learning about moths cuz I wanted to know what their hair is made of*
By the way, sheep CAN get sunburn just after they've been shaved and a moth's hair is not hair like ours and is actually more similar to really long scales. Did you know some moths don't even have mouths? Wild
Ah. Yea. Fair
HAHHAAAA! YEAH BAYBEEEE
Growing up is actually all about realizing people donât inherently dislike you and itâs a bit odd to assume they do
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I went through a lot of things after surviving abuse, but one of the things that traumatized me the most was how all the shrinks and counselors treated my anger.
I wish someone had said this to me, instead of making me feel like a monster.
âOh, itâs a nickname,â said Pippin. âMy full name is Peregrine.â
âI see,â said Boromir. âAnd what is Merry short for?â
âItâs âcause Iâm a hobbit, of course,â said Merry. âAnd whatâre you so tall for, then?â
I saw The Batman last night and all you need to know about it is that Robert Pattinson plays Batman like a total badass but he plays Bruce Wayne as a sad wet cat and it is perfect

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âMany of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that donât think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. Theyâll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a saviour. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man.â -Hayao Miyazaki
Happy International Womenâs Day!
Ukraine, 26th Feb, 2022
A friend of mine told me yesterday that he didnât realise how much Ukraine meant to him until now. I posted yesterday about the time we spent there, and weâre all getting super pre-occupied about the invasion. As I said in that post, I canât get our waitress out of my head. I can sort of remember what she looked like now. She had an undercut. I think maybe her hair might have been blue? But - I will never know if she lives through this, and itâs driving me very slightly mad.
So naturally, my husband spent all day yesterday obsessively researching everything he could about it with the help of his journalist friends, as a way to help me process it.
This post is me putting it all in order, as a way to try and process my own emotional response as much as anything else (I freely admit there is an element of self-indulgence here). Please donât take me as the spokesperson for Ukraine right now, nor as a solid reliable news source. But, I havenât seen this stuff except in bits and pieces on Tumblr, so here we go.
(This is also not about why the invasion has happened. This post is solely about what has happened, and how the invasion is going.)
So, Putin and the rest of the world believed that this invasion would take 1-4 days. The plan was to push through fast, take Kyiv, and force Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the Ukrainian President, to surrender. Given Russiaâs military might, it really looked likely.
Here is the conclusion of all thatâs happened so far:
Ukraine is absolutely nailing this??? Actually???
They managed to defend every single city overnight, including Kyiv. They started rolling out and using these WW2-style anti-tank thingies that look a bit like angry gabbions, look, hereâs a picture of one being delivered:
A bunch of spare iron girders turned into a hefty octopus of Russian misery, basically.
But itâs not just tanks theyâre taking down, oh no. Ukraine successfully shot down a transport plane 20km from Kyiv. That is, I shit you not, the single biggest hit to the Russian military since the Second Chechen War. Volunteers from Lithuania, Poland, Latvia, Estonia, Azerbaijan and Israel are all entering Ukraine to help fight and bolster the anti-Russian forces, which is probably illustrative of how Eurovision voting is going to run for the next decade. Most countries have banned Russian planes from their air space. To help stop the Russian advance, Ukraine has made and installed new road signs, like this one:
I can only say a handful of sentences in Ukrainian, Tumblrs, but as I understand it, from top to bottom, it says:
âFuck offâ
âFuck off againâ
âFuck off Russiaâ
Meanwhile, it turns out the Russian military might we feared is⌠possibly not quite as advertised?
Theyâre underfunded and badly trained. Ukraine captured 200 soldiers in one go, and most of them were confused 19 year olds with no training. The equipment is shite. The tanks keep running out of fuel. Russian soldiers keep abandoning their tanks and handing them over to the Ukrainian army. Putinâs plan was to take Kyiv fast and move on, and he didnât have a plan B - hence these kids, playing soldier. Here is an image of a Russian tank receiving roadside assistance from Russiaâs finest, an old Lada. Â
No one expected Zelenskyy to survive the night; but he did. America offered him asylum in the White House.
But he said no.Â
Zelenskyy remains in Kyiv, with his people.
And Putin, in his desperation to be adored, has turned Zelenskyy into a global icon and hero.
Here is something you may not know about Volodymyr Zelenskyy - he used to be a standup comedian. Was he any good? No idea - but what he IS good at is producing funny short videos he can put on Twitter and that, which are absolutely fantastic for Ukrainian morale. And morale is vital in an invasion like this, and Ukraine are smashing it out of the park there.
They are utilising the internet to its fullest extent. In addition to Zelenskyyâs videos, theyâve made sure that the final words of the Ukrainian defenders of Snake Island are known and now echoed around the world:Â âRussian warship, go fuck yourselves.â A video has gone viral of Ukrainians mocking a group of Russian soldiers whose tank had broken down and who didnât know the way to Kyiv anyway, presumably because of all the new road signs. They have created a website that lists every single Russian death they can identify, partly so Russian mothers can have closure (thus also painting themselves as the defenders of decency and humanity), and partly for the enormous morale boost of the world knowing, categorically, that theyâve already killed 3700 Russian soldiers (over 100 of which were from that transport plane.)Â Not one word has leaked of Ukrainian casualties. Iâm sure theyâre devastating, but for morale purposes, theyâre being kept quiet until the dust settles. Ukrainians have started setting up fake Tindr profiles to catfish Russian soldiers for intel, and theyâre all 19 and lost, so itâs working. Plus, theyâre using Grindr to actually track where the soldiers are, because it turns out Putin was not entirely correct about there being no gays in Russia.
So, Russia wants to cut their internet access. Can the Ukrainian Minister for Digital Transformation, Mykhailo Fedorov, shame a billionaire into providing aid?
This is crucial, remember. Atrocities happen best in the dark, and the world is watching - because of the internet. Morale is vital to maintain. Can they convince Elon Musk to help?
Yep.
Ukraine now has the fastest internet service in the world. The fastest, most stable internet service in human history, in fact. Russia cannot now disable it. The world watches.
Which is just as well, because then Anonymous decided to get involved, and have leaked the website database of the Russian Ministry of Defence. Lol. Also this happens:
And then the Russian propaganda channels started broadcasting the truth of what is happening in Ukraine. Double lol.
So what is the political response?
Well, in addition to closing airspace to Russian planes, loads of countries are sending weapons to Ukraine. Those that canât are offering asylum. Theyâre also offering asylum to any Russian soldiers who surrender or defect, which is startlingly good tactics, and there are rumours of around 5000 Russian soldiers who have done just that. Germany, of course, has long had a block on lethal weapons transfer; but Germany recognise this shit for what it is. Theyâve lifted the block, thus allowing the Netherlands to send weapons. Efforts are now underway to fast-track Ukraine into the EU. I presume they will consider the lack of pint glasses with crowns on to be a worthwhile price to pay.
So what about Russiaâs supporters?
Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenka helped Russia with this invasion. Now, this has happened:
Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya was actually elected president, but some wild nonsense kept her out of power. Sheâs now running a government in exile. I have literally no idea what this means or will mean! But my god. She has a spine of steel, and this is not a good time to be happening for Putin.Â
And itâs really, really not, because then intel on a meeting of Putin and assembled Oligarchs LEAKS (hello Anonymous, probably). The highlights:
This war is costing Russia $15bn a day
He expected it to take ONE TO FOUR DAYS TO WIN
Itâs been two days and he is losing very badly, currently
They will run out of rockets by day 4, maybe sooner
After that they will be down to rifles and ammo
It will take 3-4 months to make more significant weapons, except they need raw materials, and the countries that can provide them⌠have cut supply lines
If the war lasts 10 days, Russia will have completely run out of money and weapons
Itâs only day 2, and Russian soldiers are knocking the doors of random Ukrainian homes begging for food and water because theyâve already run out
So, out of desperation, Putin turns to his greatest, closest and most trusted ally for help: Kazakhstan.Â
And Kazakhstan
SAYS NO
And then Ukraine shoots down a second Russian plane.
Anyway, Iâm going to finish off with a final point. Morale is vital in this situation, so here is the message from the Ukrainian government at the minute, to everyone watching around the world:
Be VERY SUSPICIOUS of any negative news about Ukraine. Russia uses misinformation and propaganda. They will want to damage Ukrainian morale.
Use your social media to spread news of Ukrainian victories.Â
Donât give oxygen to negative stories. Especially since they might not be true.
Thatâs genuinely something we can do to help. Every victory of Ukraine, blast it far and wide. So on that note, Iâll leave you with this:
Congrats to Natalia Antonovaâs cousinâs son.