bonnie

*15 years old boy voice* alcohol

alcohol

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

here is my life philosophy: next week there might be someone ahead of you in line at the store who’s short a quarter and you have a quarter and you can give it to them. if you weren’t there, they’d have to put something back. the week after that you could be getting lunch and the waiter might ask if you want some pancakes someone else ordered and never picked up. you could find someone’s lost cat. you could watch someone’s bag while they go to the restroom. there are so many ways you are going to touch other people’s lives and they are going to touch yours and there’s no way to know when it’s going to happen. so you have to keep living!!! i wouldn’t want to die today knowing that tomorrow the barista will give me free oat milk just to be nice. 

Holy FUCK, this is an amazing tool.

Reblogging for my artist fellows.

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That bunny from zootopia was mad curvy…

wtf harry come on man

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

i think tongue tied by grouplove makes us all go a special kind of insane

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

babygirl i’m deficient in vitamins scientists haven’t even discovered yet

system of a clown. you ever think of that

when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream