Alive

the horror genre of what if it was night and there was a man outside. nothing scares me more

I hate password recovery you know it's me

once u start saying that fanfic is better than published literature and youre out of your teens you’re too far gone. literally no saving u just keep your mouth shut read the mpreg fics in silence

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

The funniest thing in dungeon meshi is when the orc guy is like, humans must have different ideas of beauty than orcs do, right? And Laius is like actually I think all three of your orc wives are sexy

feeds you ibuprofen out of the palm of my hand like youre a horse