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@wompadan
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Victorian slang terms you never knew existed
Rebloging for Crinkum-crankum. Must spread the word.
BITCH THE POT
Bring back âbitch the potâ.
Bitch that pot!
You are not beautiful just the way you are. Â There is no beauty in being unwilling or unable to change.
You are beautiful the way you want to be.
Goldman
William Goldman walks up to the counter and orders a grande caramelized toffee Colombiano. The barista goes to make it and after a momentâs thought realizes thereâs no such thing. Goldman chuckles. Heâs tricked them again. The barista has to hand it to him, though, that sounded pretty legit.
The best part is that he's spent like $88.76 over the past month and has yet to walk out with a single coffee
We all have that one person.

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Typos sometimes lead to amazing mashups.
Black Widow Baby
wompadan There's a terrible rap song called Black Widow and in the lyrics it's always followed by Baby. "Black Widow Baby" and I can't help but hear her say "Black Little Baby" in baby-talk
ZillaBean that sounds plausible! like hewwo, widdow babeee i wonder if babies are ever like SHUT UP MY GOD SPEAK TO ME NORMALLY
wompadan hahahaha I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya Gonna love ya, gonna love ya a black widow, baby I'm going to love you, like a black little baby. um...
ZillaBean HOW WACIST
Thanks to my friend at http://zillabean.tumblr.com/ for making me laugh out loud today
Had to share this one.
This is my friend Wompaâs 97-year-old father trying out the Oculus Rift for the first time. His reaction is charming and wonderful and just makes me smile so much. I had the good fortune of enjoying this manâs company in the past and Iâm so happy to see that heâs hardly changed as the years have passed.
Rock on, Dad :)
just found this from middle school holy shit
Holy crow, an ACTUAL V-Card.

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iâll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say âaw iâm so sorry for youâ and iâll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didnât have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasnât as good as you thought it would be huh
I actually did go to Italy last month for fun and did not have to hire a sitter and it was amazing.
THESE ARE SO GREAT
I love that Jasmine is CLEARLY saying NOOO
#Oh look its linds
Oh look youâre right.
How I Helped Ruin Peter LaBarbera's Day
Well, Iâve got some time, so I guess now is a good moment to write about this.
So earlier this week at my school (Sinclair Community College), a campus organization called the Traditional Values Club invited a speaker, Peter LaBarbera (a class A piece of shit [homophobia trigger warnings for the links]) to give a talk entitled What âGayâ Activists Donât Want You To Know. You may have noticed the quotes around the word âgay.â He does this literally every single time he ever writes out the word, because heâs of the belief that homosexuality is a curable malady, and therefore not really a thing. Yeah. Like I said. Class. A. Piece. Of shit.
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Have you ever seen a little girl run so fast she falls down? Thereâs an instant, a fraction of a second before the world catches hold of her againâŚa moment when sheâs outrun ever doubt and fear sheâs ever had about herself and flies. In that one moment, every little girl flies.
I need to find that again.