This Modern Glitch

this is like the least-evil use of this image possible

forgot i was working in the meat section at my workplace today and briefly experienced what it's like to be an indie horror game protagonist

This is the kind of sponsored post I’ve been waiting on

They named the baby Segway.

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

so funny when americans make photosets with pictures of normal eastern european buildings and describe them as "melancholy" or "desolate." like my brother that is an apartment complex. my friend Милош lives there.

Imagine scrolling through tumblr and seeing your own window. Slammed my laptop down and went to bed.

the "i want to be an animal" little girl to fucked up gender pipeline

High in Yankee Candle losing my mind at the indecipherable beast scent

POV