I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

imagine being so pure that u still think there is going to be an oasis reunion

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked the walrus and he said I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

the hating women thing is its own whole issue but I often think noel’s worst behaviors come down to this very unhealthy fatalistic thought pattern in which he thinks he’s an incurable piece-of-shit and thus makes no effort to morally improve. it’s like he’s afraid that if he tries to become a better person he’ll have to finally take a long hard look at himself so instead he crowns himself king of the cunts. which is ultimately quite cowardly

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.