Singing Songs to Herself

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

People will be like "man why are these women so into Perrin" because he's big and hairy and gentle. I'm sorry your twink-addled brain can't wrap around the idea of being hella into a slab of Two Rivers Wagyu the size of a riverboat, but you need to take my word for this. It's because he's hot and he tries his best.

#let’s go steal a family

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

you people aren't CASTING