Singing Songs to Herself

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

@funnier-when-objectum

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

who has FEMALES USE COOPERATION AS A WEAPON. image

The dreaded shuttle cock