She dreamed of paradise...

The fandom has been sitting on this gifset all fucking year.

Reblogged because truth. ❤

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

New material is probably communism.

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

if that pussy dont have System Shock 2 installed on it then i dont want it

aint that when you leave a tampon in too long?