Human Weapons My Beloved

What does this horse look like?

Does he, perhaps, look… evil? Even… intimidating, one might say?

That’s right. Boy already has the intimidating evil horse that haunts all sapphic relationships. And we know it’s Boy’s because it doesn’t intimidate or act evil towards anyone else.

Jonathan Sims showing up as a multi-eyeballed monstrosity (especially like in those moth!AUs) and only weeks later realizing that no one else looks identical to their digital self except for him

Jonathan Sims showing up and everyone’s confused about how someone abstracted before they even showed up, and everyone screams when he first says something

TADC Being Jon’s “Somewhere Else” — something he’s utterly convinced is a personal hell he’s put in by the Web for trying to take down the Fears in his universe (though as time goes on he wonders if the Spiral didn’t have as much if not more of a hand)

Jonathan Sims trying to “Ceaseless Watcher Turn Your Gaze” Caine, only for him to laugh and say that it tickles.

Jonathan Sims learning all the deepest traumas of the other humans, but being utterly incapable of approaching Jax about her transness without falling back into the old patterns of preying on fear

Alternatively: Jonathan Sims feeling the same relief that Daisy has in the Coffin and for the first time in who knows how long feeling fully human (but his body is still the warped monstrosity; a last gift from the Eye)

Jonathan Sims showing up while everyone’s on an adventure, and them assuming him to be an NPC until Jax fucks with him and gets hit with the full Fear Stare. (They complain to Caine about the horror, which is when he reveals “that’s not an npc”. This makes everyone freak out more)

Jonathan Sims remembering his name, but not mentioning it and going along with the new name he’s assigned. He lets slip his knowledge in casual conversation and everyone looks at him with shock

Martin showing up alongside Jon, but no-one can see him except for Jon. This makes him strangely calmer

Alternatively: Martin showing up but Caine is unable to register his presence and utterly denies his existence