Human Weapons My Beloved

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

the #1 thing the olympics are about besides like. nationalism. is about how much of a genetic freak you are. like you basically have to be a genetic freak to compete on the highest level, but apparently being a girl who has or has had a dick makes you too much of a genetic freak for the "who's the biggest genetic freak" competition

go onto any career-related subreddit and you’ll find someone making a post like “hey everyone! i’m considering going into this field, any advice for a newbie? :)” and all of the comments will be like “do NOT work in this field. i’m $200,000 in student loan debt. i get paid $0.15/hour and i work 80 hours a week. my manager and my coworkers all beat the shit out of me every wednesday.” and this is in literally any subreddit about work. i’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for this

If I had a genie wish I'd wish to go back in time and start over as a girl from like age 10.

But keep my memories so I don't have to wait to figure out the church is bullshit and girls are pretty

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

@anim-ttrpgs

the concept of percy and annabeth watching a marine life documentary together and annabeth is sobbing because the narrator is discussing climate change effects while sad music plays and percy is giggling because the octopus and shark have been calling each other sea slurs in almost all the footage

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

our literature is so beautiful

i can deal with nearly anything in a fiction apart from secondhand embarrassment. you could show me someone being put in the mickey dick smasher and i’d be like whatever now but secondhand embarassment. too much for me