Welcome to Wolf359

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the idea of the Evil Capitalism Companies TM from podcasts participating in rainbow capitalism. does Goddard Futuristics make their logo rainbow for the month. does LMG go above and beyond to put queer people in their advertisements for the month of June. Does Overhead make Gordon help them post during pride as he is their Gay Employee. because I personally think it would be hilarious

wolf 359 is a show that poses many important questions such as “how much training do you REALLY need to go to space,” “is it still a war crime if you’re light-years away from the nearest living soul,” “how many times can you send one guy into the limitless void before he gets pissed enough to kill you about it,” “what if the ship of Theseus was a person,” “how many different ways can you kill someone without them dying,” and of course, “would that be fucked up or what”

i still think wolf 359 should've had a musical episode