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Date a boy who doesn't feel threatened by 30-50 feral hogs

just remembered that chuck palahniuk quote

“your handwriting. the way you walk. which china pattern you choose. it’s all giving you away. everything you do shows your hand. everything is a self portrait. everything is a diary.” going off the rails my good folks

“Oh that animal doesn’t LIKE you it just TOLERATES you” …..So? If that’s the most a non-social organism can feel towards you isn’t that just as special an honor as whatever it is you think affection means??

“This creature with no natural social instincts outside of mating allows me to freely interact with it, while causing it little stress” is fucking DOPE AS SHIT

haters will hear me rummaging around the university laboratories and say christ what is that

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

covered in blood for sexy reasons

also i just got stabbed

dont suppose theres anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in a exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody

This post makes me want to rob you

What and earn all of ten dollars?