yes i stay up at night because my life’s devoid of meaning

He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up

imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol

it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

This is the single best video I’ve ever seen in my life

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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me @ my last brain cell

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

I cannot believe….

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

This is amazing. It is so useful but so funny at the same time!