Parrot’s Nonsense

Horus/Seth:

Wikipedia excerpt: Set's attempts to prove his superiority [over Horus] include schemes of seduction, in which he compliments Horus on his buttocks and tries to anally penetrate him. Unknowingly failing, Set ejaculates between Horus's thighs, allowing Horus to collect his semen to use against him. Set believes that he has conquered Horus by having "performed this aggressive act against him". Horus subsequently throws the semen in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food (the Egyptians regarded lettuce as phallic). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set. 

Gilgamesh/Enkidu:

I love it when men just beat the shit out of each other and then kiss.

One of the oldest stories in human history… and it’s so gay.

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Horus/Seth:

Wikipedia excerpt: Set's attempts to prove his superiority [over Horus] include schemes of seduction, in which he compliments Horus on his buttocks and tries to anally penetrate him. Unknowingly failing, Set ejaculates between Horus's thighs, allowing Horus to collect his semen to use against him. Set believes that he has conquered Horus by having "performed this aggressive act against him". Horus subsequently throws the semen in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food (the Egyptians regarded lettuce as phallic). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set. 

Gilgamesh/Enkidu:

I love it when men just beat the shit out of each other and then kiss.

One of the oldest stories in human history… and it’s so gay.

Propaganda by @aziscribs [HERE]

Propaganda by @nerdyheathen [HERE]

Horus/Seth:

Wikipedia excerpt: Set's attempts to prove his superiority [over Horus] include schemes of seduction, in which he compliments Horus on his buttocks and tries to anally penetrate him. Unknowingly failing, Set ejaculates between Horus's thighs, allowing Horus to collect his semen to use against him. Set believes that he has conquered Horus by having "performed this aggressive act against him". Horus subsequently throws the semen in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food (the Egyptians regarded lettuce as phallic). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set. 

Gilgamesh/Enkidu:

I love it when men just beat the shit out of each other and then kiss.

One of the oldest stories in human history… and it’s so gay.

Propaganda by @aziscribs [HERE]

Propaganda by @nerdyheathen [HERE]

Oscar Wilde/Lord Alfred Douglas:

THE blueprint for doomed toxic yaoi irl. An unending on-again off-again affair that spanned decades. Wilde wrote "The Picture of Dorian Grey" about him. Douglas was 19 years younger than Wilde & has been described as spoiled, reckless, insolent and extravagant. He would spend money on boys and gambling and expected Wilde to contribute to funding his tastes. Wilde nursed Douglas through spanish flu only to contract the disease himself. Douglas moved to the Grand Hotel and sent Wilde the bill on his 40th birthday. They often argued and broke up, but always reconciled. Douglas' father was eventually responsible for getting Wilde jailed for two years for his homosexuality. Indisputably iconic.

Horus/Seth:

John F. Kennedy/Richard Nixon:

i just think it’s funny

Horus/Seth: