Mageee

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

we literally doubled the size of our bed and my lover still sleeps flush against the wall prone like an ice mummy and i roll over in the night like Baby Where Are U and my hand blindly swipes across like a half fucking mile of mattress to grasp at Ötzi

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

the amount of single use plastics that our society produces is actually so upsetting to me because all those petrochemicals could have instead been used to power my terrible machines

the fight scenes ARE the sex scenes

I’m inventing a new type of sex where they look at eachother and psychically stimulate one another’s prostates

The Ruinous Powers, those contemptible fucks!!

Fiction is often based on fact, thereby meaning that Games Workshop had knowledge of Chaos decades ago, choose to keep it a secret and are now profiting off of it.