take care of yourself, someone has to

with globalization, "the past is a foreign country" is no longer true. The past is more foreign than a foreign country.

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

it's always so funny how insistent people are that war "isn't inherently political" like you would be hard pressed to find something more inherently political

people from different countries actually just kill each other with guns for several years at a time for no reason

need everyone to understand that this is not some kind of obscure online discourse iceberg. this is the median american voter

such a good reaction image

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.