“baby, if you've ever wondered...”

I wanna read this so bad

Haunted. How perfectly fascinating. The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947) dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz

my meek ass:

I think this is my favourite Minecraft skin ever. One of the Beatles members. Like, whoever made this can't even tell them apart, but was still inspired enough to bother making a Minecraft skin and uploading it for anyone to use. No, it's not just any guy in a suit; it's clearly a Beatle. So specific, yet so vague. Love it.

The next day Jerry gets so absorbed in a state of tantric pleasure triggered by a robot voice telling him to rub his perineum in a figure-eight motion with two fingers that he forgets to flip his bacon and sets off his apartment building's fire alarm, much to the chagrin of his neighbors who are all gathered on the rainy sidewalk. The image of the sidewalk gives Jerry flashbacks to when he spit the tic tac out and he begins to feel shame. He almost says "Oops, sorry!" to the police sensor but he realizes that wouldn't help. Jerry's Taking Responsibility behavorial reprogramming kicks in and he admits his culpability for the fire alarm to his neighbors on the sidewalk, who after noticing an economic opportunity in his state of emotional vulnerability proceed to kill him and strip the meat from his bones to sell to the Meat Patrol and the Bone Car. Meanwhile Kramer sneaks into Jerry's apartment and steals his hypnocomputer, giving him unlimited access to states of infinite pleasure. Seven days later a police officer comes to repossess the hypnocomputer and finds Kramer dead in his apartment from dehydration. Elaine goes to the tic tac store and gets a refund for 0.00001 cents, which she puts towards an ice cream cone. George wasn't in this episode because the camera couldn't find him

*I tried to select the films that come up the most and the highest on lists of the best films ever, both those by critics and those based on audience votes. I understand there are several others that you see a lot as well, but there are only limited options and I think I managed to select the ones you see the very most.

Collection

Buster Keaton