Good evening I'm a wizard

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

love the phrase “i just made some BULLSHIIIIIIT” so much

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head

[Image ID: Tweet from miia (@/ miiagarro) reading: i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames /End ID]

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens