religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

He just learnedd that there's a general election after the primary

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

my unwoke thought. i dont think all genderbent characters should look exactly the same as their original. it takes a certain wisdom to know when their femininity or masculinity is key to their character regardless of gender, or when the behaviors/traits tied to their gender (or the opposite gender) being important to them is actually is what's at play here. though i do think more people should make genderbent characters look exactly the same if it means there's more muscular women. end post

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

My favorite thing about these posts, especially with bgp, is that someone roasts them and they respond

I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU PEOPLE

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Stop calling me bear

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

She was dimmadone with his dimmashit

I think the correct term is dimmadone with his dimmadung

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Uh I think you mean 598 (birds)

You're absolutely right

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga