what

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

The bugs have begun to return and my mental health has instantly improved.

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

Listen, nobody on earth is as superstitious as baseball players. My man knows better than to be impolite to the good luck charm that decided to grace him with its presence.

bands like panic at the disco and fall out boy obviously arent real emo. obviously. that would be ridiculous. but hardcore and screamo bands from the 2000s that also get called emo arent emo either. of course. that would be stupid. but the bands that originated the "real emo" sound in the 90s werent calling themselves emo🙄. so to my understanding emo doesnt exist at all

maybe the real emo was the friends we made along the way

to draw the food analogy, someone might enjoy a dish more if you plate it in a fancy and considerate way, but even if you don't want to bother with that, it's still probably for the best that you don't offer them an itemised list of every single mistake you think degrades the meal