Creepy Crawlies

Nothing like going to bed. Yay I get blanket time!

Nothing sadder than wake up time. What do you mean I need to leave the kingdom of warms?

Reblog if people can use your dms to leave their grocery lists

Sure, I’m nosy

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

There is at least one thing to do in kansas

And they’re all Vlad

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers