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OK SO I HAVE AN OC BLOG CALLED asylumghosts AND IT REALLY NEEDS FOLLOWERS/ ATTENTION BECAUSE RIGHT NOW NOBODY’S PAYED ATTENTION TOO IT AND IT’S BEEN UP FOR WEEKS. LITERALLY NOBODY IS FOLLOWING IT

SO IF YOU GOYS COULD MAYBE HELP ME OUT AND REBLOG THIS PROMO AND MAYBE FOLLOW AND MAYBE EVEN INTERACT IT WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME.

I’m 6′0″, and one of the ways I assert my dominance over short people poke fun at short people is by holding my hand all the way up and asking them for a high five.

I do this all the time, but in highschool, I was friends with this one girl who I swear was about 4′5″ at most, and I put my hand all the way up and asked her for a high five.

Without hesitation, she literally climbed up my side like a fucking ladder and gave me the high five before hopping off and staring at my slack jawed face.