SICKENING

Am I having a fucking stroke

thank you. it is bedtime

If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate

weekend plans!

just looked up my symptoms on webmd turns out i just need someone to kiss give me one good honest kiss and i’ll be alright

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times

The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same

Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones

Who needs sleep when I can just mindlessly alternate between different social media’s for 14 hours straight? :)