If it sucks... Hit da bricks!!! Real winners quiT!

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUNISH A KNIGHT WHO BLUSHES AND SMILES EVERY TIME YOU TRY

listen, if i didn't respond with a blushing "as you wish, my lady" and squirm a little about it then what kind of loyal knight would i even be?

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND THAT YOU DONT LIKE IT

Majoring in creative writing was a colossal mistake that ruined my life financially artistically socially and spiritually BUT i got to read aloud from My Immortal to a crowd of twenty horrified bystanders for academic credit. So I broke even

The assignment was to bring a story written by someone else and share the first paragraph with the class. Nowhere in the assignment description or the syllabus did it specify that the story had to be good

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

(my first page had a lot of spiders, so that's probably something some people may want to be aware could happen)