Demented Forever

just did a tarot pull it said I'm gonna get my dick sucked and that everyone loves me

Why can SHE spend an extravagant amount of money on clothing and accessories while people starve? And why can SHE shut down major commuter transit hubs to build a fake plastic castle in a fake wedding venue? But when I, Marie Antoinette,

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

i hate when a clothing line is marketed "for demi-humans" and then all it has is a tiny tail flap on the bottoms and maybe a larger range of sizes. I could actually use tail flap for my pants but mine won't fit through the standard size at all

and don't get me started about how hard it is to find cute clothes for girls with wings. it isn't fair

To all my writer friends who are on the struggle bus/suffering from writer's block/just dealing with life stuff right now!

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk