Sir Lancelot has an effect on women that I can only describe as being akin to the effect that the Beatles had on women and girls in the mid-1960s. Female characters see him and begin screaming and fainting and pissing themselves and ravenously tearing his clothes off his body.

I find this so funny too, since (iirc) OG Sir Lancelot was basically a powerfantasy fanfiction and Lancelot was the writer's OC who got stole Arthur's lady

even funnier: he was the result of a collaboration between two iconic 12th century Arthurian fanfiction writers

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@pumbaa-de-milo

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

and did you know that apparently even if you get really really good at acting normal the outcome will be the same. but did you also know that apparently if you don't try to act normal then they can see that on you like a hawk as much as they can smell the acting like a bloodhound. and the outcome will be the same