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Actually, rewatching the ending of Iron Lung, I think I finally understand what happened.
The final shots we see of Simon show him being assimilated by the blood ocean. We hear Simon's screaming gradually distort into a roar, and there are fang-like teeth growing on the side of his face:
The blood is mutating him into another monstrous fish. This implies the voice speaking to Simon had once been human too, but had since become the monster we've seen throughout the film, having burst out of (not bitten into) the SM-8.
The voice says, "We can save everyone, within us!!" which makes sense if we recall the line from earlier in the film about the blood ("It's us"). It's stated that the blood is human blood, and may even be what remains of the humans that were taken in the Quiet Rapture. As people (like the woman from the SM-8, and like Simon now) are sent down into the blood ocean, are irradiated, and mutate, they are absorbed into a sort of hive-mind connection with the blood itself. (It's sort of an antithesis to the repeated refrain of "It's bigger than us"...no, it literally is us.) Simon and the ship are already part of it--an iron lung, built by what is found in blood (perhaps distilled from it) and refilled with oxygen as if the blood is a body using it to breathe.
Then we follow Simon under the surface of the blood and see the following shots (I've taken down the saturation for clarity). The tree pendant cracks and shoots out tendrils:
Simon resurfaces, and his eye (below) flashes and changes color, becoming more like the giant eye we've seen throughout the film. His mutation seems to be progressing.
It cuts to black and the voice says, "We live." Then it cuts to an exterior shot of an explosion, ripping through the monster, and dark shapes start to shoot out from the center of where the ship had been.
Some people have interpreted this as the completion of Simon's transformation, but it isn't. This isn't a fish or even a tentacled sea creature. It's a tree. The trunk is the upper portion, and the roots are the tendrils spreading out towards the screen.
Simon's choice to hold onto hope allowed what was intended for evil to be used for good. The piece he carried of the Last Tree touched the blood, and, as if to fulfill what Eden had said ("our bodies will become the soil"), used it to grow, destroying the monsters as it did. The blood can nourish something now ("we live"), as it is meant to, even if (just as with the data) we don't get to see what it becomes.
Simon is gone, but the Last Tree lives again. And thanks to him, maybe humanity can too.
Exciting OOC update from the life of the Brilliant Mind Behind Hit Tumblr Blog The Muppet Joker:
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HOW DID YOU MAKE THE PROP CUM. IS IT PROP CUM
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I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants
Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections
I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame
Do you guys remember when everything was awesome
Everything will be awesome again one day.
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SPACESHIP?!?!
My inbox is full of people begging me not to raw dog that muppet.
"It'll kill you!" They scream. "Overexposure to the deadly muppet hole will poison your body, mind, and soul, my liege!"
Heh. You think I don't know this? Do you know who I am? Not even the prospect of death could stop me from nutting with all my might into all of the holes of my sweet, sweet Kermit.
Yes, sometimes we use protection. Sometimes we even get out the
and it slows down the poison. But it's not the same. I NEED it raw. And besides. When I use my True Flesh Rod to pleasure him, I feel us connect. He wants me dead, wants to take over my life, but I know him. He is dear to me. I look into his froggy muppet eyes, pulsing within him, and for a moment, the murderous rage within him is clouded over with pure pleasure.
"MAKE ME MEGNANT," He howls;
"MUPPET PREGNANT," He clarifies.
I kiss him on the top of his head as I blast hot, sticky rope inside of him. "I love you," I whisper, and I almost call him Colter. He hates that name. So instead I call him Kermit.
He doesn't say anything back. But he does hold me, after.
Wait sorry. So like. The muppet has been possessed by the croaker???
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a trans woman saying she hates trans men is functionally the same as any other marginalized woman saying she hates men from her marginalized group. it comes from her particular experience with intersectional social identities. this isn’t hard to grasp unless you have decided, as many men have, that you deserve unfettered access to women who share a marginalization with you, by virtue of or as a reward for experiencing this marginalization. what ends up happening, to my observation, is backlash against and punishment toward a woman for refusing to put up with the role of reward.
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Its tough being a Joker in the world of Woke. They/Them Alfred just dropped off my son because my wife (Pregnant Batman) hasn't wanted to talk to me ever since I went apeshit in the Bob Evans. Le sigh. Might start a podcast.
My friend worked with the People With AIDS Coalition in 1990 and found this while cleaning out some old folders. I can't stop thinking about it.
i have this very funny teenage boy coworker who has decided his job is to clock in just to piss me off. but hes quite respectful about it despite the whole being a teenage boy thing. i had a night not that long ago where i was dealing with a bunch of bullshit as is + my knee was flaring up so i was cranky and in pain and he said something and i was like "dude im not in the mood". so he was like "oh. do you work tomorrow" and i was like "...... yeah???" and he was like "okay can i ragebait you tomorrow then" and i was just like "you know what. yeah sure" because i mean if youre going to be polite about it yknow

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It's weird how an empty house is louder at night than one filled with people you love. Every creaking wall, every groaning pipe, even the sounds of my own breathing are amplified by the Nobody that it's trying to fill. Nobody Home is the loudest and scariest sound. Nobody Coming Back is the sound that has me holding my pillow over my ears. Nobody Left To Hold Onto You is deafening when the night comes.
A trans woman was just sentenced to 15 years in prison for defending herself from an attacker. She wanted no part in the fight and witnesses described her actions as self-defense. With right-wing media constantly portraying her as "evil" since the incident, the trial was over before it began.
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