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every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
does writing fanfiction count as art
don't make me say the mummy thing again
My favorite is when no one is sure what's going on with me exactly, only that something transgender is afoot
On the topic of seam ripper play in erotic muppet fanfiction, I also just kind of wish I was made of a material that someone else could gently rip apart at the edges and reshape me in a some sort of different arrangement. God made me in his own divine image but I am not divine and divinity burns me. I see the people who have pulled at their own threads and made themselves into something really beautiful, and I see them nod at each other in solidarity and understanding, but they do not see me as I silently scream to them from the ground. I am an unmoving puppet and I need another's hands to grant me permission to become myself. I am trapped in a body that burns me and I lack both the hands to undo its seams and the mouth to cry out in pain. I do not know how to stop smiling. Man you KNOW the muppets got sooo freaky backstage
why did jax abstract off screen??????
Because I wanted it to feel as abrupt and upsetting as it feels in real life.
Yes!!! I’ve seen so many people complain about this, but I really liked it. EVERY abstraction in the show is abrupt and we never see it happen (Kaufmo, Queenie, Ribbit). The closest we get is when we see Jax get close before being interrupted. I love that it’s both abrupt and upsetting like the real life equivalent of, and still up the the viewer’s imagination for what exactly the process looks like.

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How long did you have that Fem Jax design ready to go? Did you design her recently or way back when you were still making the pilot?
I drew it right before I posted it because I wanted to put pomni fucking ribbit into people's heads.
there is still time.
Actually, rewatching the ending of Iron Lung, I think I finally understand what happened.
The final shots we see of Simon show him being assimilated by the blood ocean. We hear Simon's screaming gradually distort into a roar, and there are fang-like teeth growing on the side of his face:
The blood is mutating him into another monstrous fish. This implies the voice speaking to Simon had once been human too, but had since become the monster we've seen throughout the film, having burst out of (not bitten into) the SM-8.
The voice says, "We can save everyone, within us!!" which makes sense if we recall the line from earlier in the film about the blood ("It's us"). It's stated that the blood is human blood, and may even be what remains of the humans that were taken in the Quiet Rapture. As people (like the woman from the SM-8, and like Simon now) are sent down into the blood ocean, are irradiated, and mutate, they are absorbed into a sort of hive-mind connection with the blood itself. (It's sort of an antithesis to the repeated refrain of "It's bigger than us"...no, it literally is us.) Simon and the ship are already part of it--an iron lung, built by what is found in blood (perhaps distilled from it) and refilled with oxygen as if the blood is a body using it to breathe.
Then we follow Simon under the surface of the blood and see the following shots (I've taken down the saturation for clarity). The tree pendant cracks and shoots out tendrils:
Simon resurfaces, and his eye (below) flashes and changes color, becoming more like the giant eye we've seen throughout the film. His mutation seems to be progressing.
It cuts to black and the voice says, "We live." Then it cuts to an exterior shot of an explosion, ripping through the monster, and dark shapes start to shoot out from the center of where the ship had been.
Some people have interpreted this as the completion of Simon's transformation, but it isn't. This isn't a fish or even a tentacled sea creature. It's a tree. The trunk is the upper portion, and the roots are the tendrils spreading out towards the screen.
Simon's choice to hold onto hope allowed what was intended for evil to be used for good. The piece he carried of the Last Tree touched the blood, and, as if to fulfill what Eden had said ("our bodies will become the soil"), used it to grow, destroying the monsters as it did. The blood can nourish something now ("we live"), as it is meant to, even if (just as with the data) we don't get to see what it becomes.
Simon is gone, but the Last Tree lives again. And thanks to him, maybe humanity can too.
Exciting OOC update from the life of the Brilliant Mind Behind Hit Tumblr Blog The Muppet Joker:
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HOW DID YOU MAKE THE PROP CUM. IS IT PROP CUM
1. Cornstarch
2. Water
3. Little bit of powdered sugar
I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants
Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections
I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame
Do you guys remember when everything was awesome
Everything will be awesome again one day.
*flies past*
SPACESHIP?!?!
My inbox is full of people begging me not to raw dog that muppet.
"It'll kill you!" They scream. "Overexposure to the deadly muppet hole will poison your body, mind, and soul, my liege!"
Heh. You think I don't know this? Do you know who I am? Not even the prospect of death could stop me from nutting with all my might into all of the holes of my sweet, sweet Kermit.
Yes, sometimes we use protection. Sometimes we even get out the
and it slows down the poison. But it's not the same. I NEED it raw. And besides. When I use my True Flesh Rod to pleasure him, I feel us connect. He wants me dead, wants to take over my life, but I know him. He is dear to me. I look into his froggy muppet eyes, pulsing within him, and for a moment, the murderous rage within him is clouded over with pure pleasure.
"MAKE ME MEGNANT," He howls;
"MUPPET PREGNANT," He clarifies.
I kiss him on the top of his head as I blast hot, sticky rope inside of him. "I love you," I whisper, and I almost call him Colter. He hates that name. So instead I call him Kermit.
He doesn't say anything back. But he does hold me, after.
Wait sorry. So like. The muppet has been possessed by the croaker???
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Movement nudge!
a trans woman saying she hates trans men is functionally the same as any other marginalized woman saying she hates men from her marginalized group. it comes from her particular experience with intersectional social identities. this isn’t hard to grasp unless you have decided, as many men have, that you deserve unfettered access to women who share a marginalization with you, by virtue of or as a reward for experiencing this marginalization. what ends up happening, to my observation, is backlash against and punishment toward a woman for refusing to put up with the role of reward.