✨Hello✨

fuckin roasted

imagine getting called out by Alex Hirsch. I would evaporate tbh

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

beg for your life, tennis boy

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

like he was supportive which was nice but. ????????

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

columns of kelp underwater are so gorgeous. absolutely one of my favorite things in the natural world

And underwater cathedral too. This is where I go to absolve my sins.

Summer…. Dykes in tiny shorts, dykes in crop tops, dykes in muscle tanks, dykes in short skirts, dykes in sundresses, dykes showing off legs and tummies and tits and ass and arms… we are so blessed

Especially fat dykes. Very much especially fat dykes

Moment of silence for all the heat sensitive disabled ppl as the world actively tries to kill us this summer

watching the “i only like rap when it’s 21 pilots or hamilton” website discover kendrick lamar has been insanely funny