i realized that “oh neptune” in Spongebob means “oh god” because Neptune is the god of the sea
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i realized that “oh neptune” in Spongebob means “oh god” because Neptune is the god of the sea

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Im a slut for validation!! Tell me you’re proud!!! Tell me I did good!!!!
me: i’m really stressed
someone: just relax!!!!!
me:
when ur dad comes home from work and he’s got attitude

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Shrek (2001)
HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-
Lmaoooo
potty mouth bird
[Caption:
[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] That’s crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
One of my favorite videos 😂
The world would be a much thinner place if food was priced per calorie

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Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.
WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD
I’m just gonna add this:
go through things. grow through things.
these four guardians are all that what stand between our world and utter chaos
I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.
J.D Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via perrfectly)
me, a broke college student, trying to treat my friends

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This video,,,, made me so happy? thank????