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not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

may the sun shine on yr leg hair often this summer

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

WTF (where's the feta?)

OMG (on my gnocchi.)

it's so stupid how you can only do one, maybe two things per day

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

ngl i would sell my soul for more dead boy detectives at this point. i dont give a fuckkk i need to see more of my wife and kids id give up my liver for that shit

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

unstoppable force (desire to write) vs immovable object (tired)

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information