Fall Maiden

Me: OMG. I MIGHT GET TO PLAY QUIDDITCH???

Also me: Look Madam Hooch, I know you want me to join the Quidditch team, but I’m too busy searching for my brother and saving this school from the chaos of the Cursed Vaults. 

1.had a godmode reveal in his first movie that involved him transforming into a cool outfit like an anime magical girl 

2. took time to blow-dry his hair on the avengers plane while everyone was fighting each other 

3. was and continues to be the first one to call loki out on his clothing & grooming choices (”you dress like a witch” “your helmet looks like a cow” “looks a little less greasy than i remember him” etc)

4. wore that slutty poncho in the dark world for no reason 

5. the age of ultron outfit. u know the one. with the blazer…and the ponytail

6. dragged hulk’s interior decor for filth in ragnarok 

7. cried while getting a haircut like he was a 18-year-old girl receiving a traumatic makeover on america’s text top model 

“the prince will now have the strength of the black panther stripped away”

(warning: contains spoilers from the movie)

aries: m’baku hushing agent ross with barks when he tries to speak

taurus: shuri clowning t’challa’s sandals with the infamous “WHAT ARE THOOSE” line

gemini: w’kabis flip flopping ass siding with erik as soon as he came with klaue’s dead body

cancer: shuri explaining her invention of “sneakers” to t’challa

leo: erik’s extra ass giving a whole dramatic speech while taking off his shirt moments before he battles t’challa

virgo: m’baku’s “are you done” line in the moment where t’challa is reuniting with his family and making plans to reclaim his throne

libra: erik pretending to be shocked when the museum lady faints from drinking her poisoned coffee

scorpio: m’baku threatening to feed agent ross to his children and joking about them being vegetarians moments after

sagittarius: okoye literally snatching off her own wig and using it as a weapon

capricorn: okoye telling w’kabi she would kill him without hesitation despite them being lovers if they were to fight

aquarius: shuri allowing t’challa to get blasted by his own suit without warning him and filming the whole thing