And on another note...

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

I saw someone talk about how Manishevitz wine was dry and delicious and I laughedddddd

the concept of dean going from "yeah cas and i have a profound bond or sth and it transcends romance and physical intimacy I'm into cas not men #wedontneedthat" to wanting that angel's fingers in his mouth and other things you get it

he gets beard burn on his inner thighs from cas’ stubble and notices how big cas’ hands feel on his hips and feels the rumbling of cas’ deep voice through his hands on his hairy chest when cas moans and he blows his load so hard he passes out for a few seconds for the first time in his life

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

Unfortunately, recent studies show that approximately 35% of Gen Z internet users and 67% of Gen Alpha users don't even know what Rickrolling is. It truly is a dying art. One of the greatest cultural losses of the 2020s.

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

Happy Pride month to the moon

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

there will be layoffs