marissa

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

Want to drink it.

👆🏼 On Gawd

This water looks delicious 😂

I’m happy for her

Shes fucking domino

A) this kid has a super power. B) her smile each time she gets it is hecking adorable

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

LMAO YOU DROIPPED YOUR DICK MAN

😅😅😅

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE U.S.

Reblog to save a life.

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

I would whole heartedly love this woman if she said, “what you want motherfucker?” as soon as I walked in the door. Just like home

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

Incredible

when the government drones run out of battery life